#1
So, im in school right now and im still in the same class because of a "chemical spill" in the science hallway. I get to chill out in the pit instead of actually doing work? Yeah, i love this.
#3
^^ haha +1.

i had friends who did chemistry A levels and in our old chemistry department, there would always be strange smells whenever i was waiting for them. they said they'd used the wrong (concentration of) acid or whatever...

these weren't good smells btw.
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#7
Quote by Sol9989
^^ haha +1.

i had friends who did chemistry A levels and in our old chemistry department, there would always be strange smells whenever i was waiting for them. they said they'd used the wrong (concentration of) acid or whatever...

these weren't good smells btw.


You know, I once got Nitric Acid up my nose in Chemistry.


Got out of a whole lesson just washing it with water.
#9
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I'm at work.

I'm getting paid to write this!


<.<


>.>


None of you secretly are my boss are you?



Get back to work before you get fired
#12
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were at lockdown,
ie theyre searching the cars and lockers for drugs with the drug dogs.


where the fuk are you
#14
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I'm at work.

I'm getting paid to write this!


<.<


>.>


None of you secretly are my boss are you?


Same here

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#15
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The Mexican border.


lmao. Love it.
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#16
I am a year older than you and I don't go to school. I don't know who that is bad on.
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#17
Quote by soulflyV
You know, I once got Nitric Acid up my nose in Chemistry.


Got out of a whole lesson just washing it with water.



*glances over at soulflyV*

*Opens mouth...no words*

Fuck it.

How did you get nitric acid up your nose?

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MUFC


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Is like a truck
Berserker.
#20
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Im at home, and its 12:15 AM, and im in my PJs

Do you have a dollar to spare???


Me to but its 12:10 pm lol
#22
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I'm at home. Hah.

+ however many times it’s been said… and that is awesome
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#23
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*glances over at soulflyV*

*Opens mouth...no words*

Fuck it.

How did you get nitric acid up your nose?


Me and this girl were having a chemical fight and she ran out of silver nitrate, so she just picked up whatever she could find. I didn't realise it was Nitric acid till it started to burn.


I was only using water . Still, I took it like a man. I cried while no-one was looking.
#25
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Me to but its 12:10 pm lol

pubs are open. It's ok to drink.
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#26
yeah i love my "typing class".
all i do is go on here when the teacher isnt looking
#29
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Would be better if it was beer!


Beer and COD4 don't work too well together.

EDIT:
Quote by soulflyV
Me and this girl were having a chemical fight and she ran out of silver nitrate, so she just picked up whatever she could find. I didn't realise it was Nitric acid till it started to burn.


I was only using water . Still, I took it like a man. I cried while no-one was looking.


Chemical fight: fvcking metal
Last edited by AceOfBlades at May 9, 2008,
#30
Quote by soulflyV
Me and this girl were having a chemical fight and she ran out of silver nitrate, so she just picked up whatever she could find. I didn't realise it was Nitric acid till it started to burn.


I was only using water . Still, I took it like a man. I cried while no-one was looking.

Ah. Makes perfect sense to me ^^

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#31
Quote by AceOfBlades
Beer and COD4 don't work too well together.


Perhaps not in a sense of hand/eye coordination, but any FPS online (or even better, local multiplayer) whilst drunk is a whole lot more fun! Scream at thine enemies!