#1
Or do you even know what it is?

I love going in there for 10-15 minutes and just relax..
I'm dancing in the moonlight
It's caught me in its spotlight
Dancing in the moonlight
On this long hot summer night


Martin D-28
#2
I’m Finish… of course I’ve been in one
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#3
Yes thanks.

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#4
If I wanted to get hot and steamy with other men, a sauna is the last place I'd try.
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#5
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If I wanted to get hot and steamy with other men, a sauna is the last place I'd try.


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#9
We sent one of my mates in to a gay sauna on his stag night, luckily for him he was too drunk to walk so probably narrowly avoided a bumming
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#10
My Dad lives in Finland so his house has a sauna, they are awesome.

I especially like the ones at summercottages because there's a real lake for jumping into when you get too hot!


I went to one in a swimming pool in England once and it was horrible. There was some mint scented stuff in the water so the room stank, and it was just... warm, nobody wanted to put any more water on the stove. English people ruin everything
#12
I think it would be strange if someone didn't know what a sauna was.

My cousin used to spit on the hot rocks at the sauna at the indoor pool. It was kinda funny.
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#13
i ahve a sauna in my house, it is pretty cool
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#14
I wear swimming trunks. I’m not totally Fin and go in naked… unless I’m by myself… But sometimes I’ll wear a towel… also
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#15
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The idea of being around half naked men who are all sweaty doesnt really appeal to me


Not half, all the way.

Mikko, kukapa suomessa ei olis käyny.
I'm dancing in the moonlight
It's caught me in its spotlight
Dancing in the moonlight
On this long hot summer night


Martin D-28
#16
Quote by faultyy
We sent one of my mates in to a gay sauna on his stag night, luckily for him he was too drunk to walk so probably narrowly avoided a bumming

You sent a drunk man into a sauna? lucky you didnt kill him.
#17
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We sent one of my mates in to a gay sauna on his stag night, luckily for him he was too drunk to walk so probably narrowly avoided a bumming


What..?

Oh yeah, I forgot. All gay people are rapists.
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#18
^ What? We get drunk and go in the sauna all the time. The only problem is that the heat usually doubles the effect of the alcohol
I'm dancing in the moonlight
It's caught me in its spotlight
Dancing in the moonlight
On this long hot summer night


Martin D-28
#19
The sauna is a good place to have a whiskey and negotiate big business.

It's also the only place that its acceptable to have a hairy chest, gold chain, and pot belly.
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#20
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Not half, all the way.

Mikko, kukapa suomessa ei olis käyny.

I live in Minnesota… I just got tons of Fin blood in me and my family… my grandpa was a strong Finish man but was too big of a dick to teach me anything…

Long story short- I don’t know what you said
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#21
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^ What? We get drunk and go in the sauna all the time. The only problem is that the heat usually doubles the effect of the alcohol

haha yeah that, adding to the fact that alchohol dehydrates you as does the sauna... usualy leading to collapse
#22
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What..?

Oh yeah, I forgot. All gay people are rapists.


lol didn't mean for it to sound like that
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#23
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^ What? We get drunk and go in the sauna all the time. The only problem is that the heat usually doubles the effect of the alcohol



Yeah, it's not exactly hard to get out and have a drink to rehydrate/re-drunk yourself halfway through...
#25
I go in the sauna after the gym. I usually do my work out, relax in the hydropool, go in the sauna, have an ice shower, go in the steam room. Usually its just me and my mates in the sauna - i've never been in the sauna or steam room which has had anyone over 25 in - and they've never been anywhere near fat.
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#26
Quote by mikko_9119
I wear swimming trunks. I’m not totally Fin and go in naked… unless I’m by myself… But sometimes I’ll wear a towel… also


Well if you were totally Finnish you would go in naked and drink with a bunch of guys and see who would last the longest...
#27
Quote by _Tenacious_
I go in the sauna after the gym. I usually do my work out, relax in the hydropool, go in the sauna, have an ice shower, go in the steam room. Usually its just me and my mates in the sauna - i've never been in the sauna or steam room which has had anyone over 25 in - and they've never been anywhere near fat.

You're in the wrong sauna. The right sauna should be one in which everyone has an Eastern European accent.
Sincerely, Chad.
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#28
I'm not a big sauna fan. Still, there have been good times in saunas. All you need is hot women.
#29
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Well if you were totally Finnish you would go in naked and drink with a bunch of guys and see who would last the longest...

Yeah well I’m 16… kinda an awkward situation when you’re in a closed room with a bunch of 40 year old drunken naked men and it’s hot…
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#30
Yes. It was boring and clammy.
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#31
Quote by mikko_9119
I live in Minnesota… I just got tons of Fin blood in me and my family… my grandpa was a strong Finish man but was too big of a dick to teach me anything…

Long story short- I don’t know what you said


Oh, well it was just "who in finland hasn't?".
I'm dancing in the moonlight
It's caught me in its spotlight
Dancing in the moonlight
On this long hot summer night


Martin D-28
#32
Yes, With my dad.
No we wern't nekked.


It was very awkward, as Id had my tattoos done for quite some time then, and because he and my mum are seperated he didnt know I had them. It was very hard to keep them hidden.
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#35
My grandpa has one. He lives in the Swedish part of my state, and I think everyone has one.

A guy my grandpa works with who is also a good friend of ours has one in his downstairs basement…
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#36
Yes and it was too hot. Then my mate pissed in the thing and it got even hotter and stank of stale pish.
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#38
Quote by rabidguitarist
What..?

Oh yeah, I forgot. All gay people are rapists.


He never said that.
#39
Quote by cobain_is_king
Yes and it was too hot. Then my mate pissed in the thing and it got even hotter and stank of stale pish.


I did that as a kid. Not good
I'm dancing in the moonlight
It's caught me in its spotlight
Dancing in the moonlight
On this long hot summer night


Martin D-28