#1


Okay wow the most amount of coincidences ever. I heard the ice cream truck music from my window and thought yeah whatever. Then I heard some guy whistling it outside and I burst out laughing cause I've never heard someone do that before, THEN I heard some guy speaking english, he yelled out, " HEY **GGAS I GOTS ME SUM ICE CREAM BITCHESSSS HAHAHAHAHHA "

And on top of that, my mom just walked inside the house and she said, " Hey I got us some ice cream ",

This turned out to be a funny afternoon. Anyone had a pile of coincidences like this happen before?
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#3
That's hardly coincidences. Infact it is in no way, a coincidence.
People got the ice cream BECAUSE the ice cream truck was there.
#5
haha

That reminds me of a health vid we watched. These two black guys were being interviewed and it was like

"Yo man i eat mah big mac den i gotta hit mah treaaaaaadmill nd stuff"
"yeh gotta keep yo finnes gotta keep in shape"
"Yea got mah own traaadmill at home i keep workin on nd all"
"sall good"
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That's hardly coincidences. Infact it is in no way, a coincidence.
People got the ice cream BECAUSE the ice cream truck was there.


+1. obviously
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That's hardly coincidences. Infact it is in no way, a coincidence.
People got the ice cream BECAUSE the ice cream truck was there.


This.


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#8
Actually, yes.

Once upon a time I was sat in a popular public area of Harrogate with some friends of mine. We were discussing chavs (or scals as we called them at the time. This was before "chav" became a buzz word). In my immature way, I said something like "A scal's two favourite words are "****" and "'ere". Only seconds later, a chav walked passed and screamed to his mate "'Ere! ****!".

I felt my sweeping generalisation was gloriously justified!
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Maybe edit out the N word though.


Good call.
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haha

That reminds me of a health vid we watched. These two black guys were being interviewed and it was like

"Yo man i eat mah big mac den i gotta hit mah treaaaaaadmill nd stuff"
"yeh gotta keep yo finnes gotta keep in shape"
"Yea got mah own traaadmill at home i keep workin on nd all"
"sall good"


Isn't that supersize me?
#12
One time my friend was hitting a telephone pole wire to knock off a squirrel that was on it (I advised him against it). It almost fell but hung on with its hands. Then later we were driving around with some friends and we didnt't know what to do, so jokingly I said "let's go kill some squirrels!" We chuckled a bit, and continued driving. About 5 seconds later we ran over a squirrel that bolted out in front of my car. That was THE biggest coincidence ever.
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haha

That reminds me of a health vid we watched. These two black guys were being interviewed and it was like

"Yo man i eat mah big mac den i gotta hit mah treaaaaaadmill nd stuff"
"yeh gotta keep yo finnes gotta keep in shape"
"Yea got mah own traaadmill at home i keep workin on nd all"
"sall good"



That's wayyyy better than mine
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#14
oh man you guys, this is the biggest coincidence ever.
yesterday the ice cream truck drove by, and not more then 30 seconds later, someone bought some ice cream. ............................
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oh man you guys, this is the biggest coincidence ever.
yesterday the ice cream truck drove by, and not more then 30 seconds later, someone bought some ice cream. ............................


Sarcasm noted.
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#17
Not coincidence, but the way you told the story was pretty funny
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#19
i sat down on a chair on my pc and came into the pit. BIGGEST COINCIDENCE EVER
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#20
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Why would a Nagger want ice cream?


I like your references.

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i sat down on a chair on my pc and came into the pit. BIGGEST COINCIDENCE EVER


Why is there a chair on your pc? You in russia?
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#21
Lol.
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It's the coming.
#22
The other night me and my mate were having a few joints in the forest near my house at about 11pm when we heard a noise right next to us. It was pitch black and we just assumed it to be a bird then he says 'What would you do if that was your parents walking your dog?'
A few seconds later I heard my mum shout on the dog, which was right beside us. We ran for ages and finally got out of the woods, terrified.
We started walking through the street and I said "Christ, I'd rather be caught by the police than my parents" then a van was approaching ahead of us and i was like "pffft, thats probably them"
It was, and I still had the grass in my hand along with a can of Tennents. I **** myself, but they didn't stop.
Scary
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The other night me and my mate were having a few joints in the forest near my house at about 11pm when we heard a noise right next to us. It was pitch black and we just assumed it to be a bird then he says 'What would you do if that was your parents walking your dog?'
A few seconds later I heard my mum shout on the dog, which was right beside us. We ran for ages and finally got out of the woods, terrified.
We started walking through the street and I said "Christ, I'd rather be caught by the police than my parents" then a van was approaching ahead of us and i was like "pffft, thats probably them"
It was, and I still had the grass in my hand along with a can of Tennents. I **** myself, but they didn't stop.
Scary


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#24
I fugured out that when I sit down to eat I will automatically get a call if I wish someone will cal earlier in the day.
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#25
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#28
i have a story like the TS story:

so one day an ice cream truck went by and this fat guy in a grey shirt was running after it, and then another guy with a rifle was running after the fat guy yelling "EVERYONE RUN, THERE'S AN ELEPHANT ON THE LOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!". needless to say he served the maximum prison time, but it was funny to watch
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#29
I think the moral to the story is that America eats wayyyy to much ****ing ice cream.

fatties.
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I think the moral to the story is that America eats wayyyy to much ****ing ice cream.

fatties.

Hooray for racially insensitive comments.
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#31
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Hooray for racially insensitive comments.

It's not racist, it's xenophobic.
#33
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I think the moral to the story is that America eats wayyyy to much ****ing ice cream.

fatties.


Uhm....I'm in sweden...

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