#1
im going to a nudie bar for the first time tonight for a friends birthday. I wanted to know if anyone had a first time experience they would like to share.
#2
No. I never saw the appeal of them. Seems kinda lame to me, just like getting a prostitute but without the sex.
#5
strip clubs are a waste of money, just go to a brothel, you'll spend the same money and you'll actually get laid.
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#7
Last strip club I went to was awesome until they brought a some mammoth whale creature that made my stomach turn, and not in a good way.
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#9
Never got that. Who'd want to go to a strip club.
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#11
Woah, wait.... so people in the pit DISLIKE the whole nakey lady thing.... my faith, she is restored.
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#12
you might wanna refrain from calling it a "nudie bar" when you go
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#13
I am not super pumped about it... but i figure its one of those things where you have to go at least once.. and see what its all about for yourself.
#14
If I want a naked girl to grind on me, I'll get a girlfriend. If I want to watch girls do seductive things, I'll DL porn
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#15
I would go once for the experience but I would hate to be some fat old sweaty guy who spends all his spare time in one, not that that definately won't happen.
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Woah, wait.... so people in the pit DISLIKE the whole nakey lady thing.... my faith, she is restored.

ill restore your faith even more!
i actually hate the idea. its one of the worst degredations of the human race.
any girl that would honestly strip, has serious issues.

not as many as say, a girl who does porno's, or a hooker. but she has serious issues.
whenever i see porn, or strippers, or hookers standing on the side of the road, it makes me wanna cry.
seriously.

ok maybe not porn, without that i would have a kind of lonely life.

and before anyone says anything about "what if they need the money?"
no matter how much you need the money, if you're doing that, you have issues.
i think strippers, and other such women of the night, were abused as children, probably raped, or molested. or beaten, or hell, theres always the possibility they've even been in the 'business' since they knew how to spread they're legs.

/rant.
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#20
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ill restore your faith even more!
i actually hate the idea. its one of the worst degredations of the human race.
any girl that would honestly strip, has serious issues.

not as many as say, a girl who does porno's, or a hooker. but she has serious issues.
whenever i see porn, or strippers, or hookers standing on the side of the road, it makes me wanna cry.
seriously.

ok maybe not porn, without that i would have a kind of lonely life.

and before anyone says anything about "what if they need the money?"
no matter how much you need the money, if you're doing that, you have issues.
i think strippers, and other such women of the night, were abused as children, probably raped, or molested. or beaten, or hell, theres always the possibility they've even been in the 'business' since they knew how to spread they're legs.

/rant.


So any girls that don't conform to your exacting moral standards have issues

fuck off.
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#21
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Woah, wait.... so people in the pit DISLIKE the whole nakey lady thing.... my faith, she is restored.


Meh, I just lack the sex drive
#22
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ill restore your faith even more!
i actually hate the idea. its one of the worst degredations of the human race.
any girl that would honestly strip, has serious issues.

not as many as say, a girl who does porno's, or a hooker. but she has serious issues.
whenever i see porn, or strippers, or hookers standing on the side of the road, it makes me wanna cry.
seriously.

ok maybe not porn, without that i would have a kind of lonely life.

and before anyone says anything about "what if they need the money?"
no matter how much you need the money, if you're doing that, you have issues.
i think strippers, and other such women of the night, were abused as children, probably raped, or molested. or beaten, or hell, theres always the possibility they've even been in the 'business' since they knew how to spread they're legs.

/rant.


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Seriously though, if you need money what else would you do? Sell drugs? A job at McDonalds can't provide for everyone.
#23
Sounds stupid IMO. If you have to go to a topless bar to see a real naked chick then you probably need to lower your standards a bit.
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#24
I went for my 18th birthday with 2 mates.
We had started drinking at about 10am (didnt finish till bout 3am the next day). At about midnight we decided to go to the strip club. I was so totally drunk I would have said yes to anything.

While my mates paid for a dance for me, they also paid 3 strippers to take me on stage, tie me to a pole, pull my trousers and boxers down ( ) and whip me infront of an audience of horny men.

It wasnt my proudest moment.
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#25
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Sounds stupid IMO. If you have to go to a topless bar to see a real naked chick then you probably need to lower your standards a bit.

I dont have high standards and I don't see real naked girls ever...
#26
Quote by p o e
ill restore your faith even more!
i actually hate the idea. its one of the worst degredations of the human race.
any girl that would honestly strip, has serious issues.

not as many as say, a girl who does porno's, or a hooker. but she has serious issues.
whenever i see porn, or strippers, or hookers standing on the side of the road, it makes me wanna cry.
seriously.

ok maybe not porn, without that i would have a kind of lonely life.

and before anyone says anything about "what if they need the money?"
no matter how much you need the money, if you're doing that, you have issues.
i think strippers, and other such women of the night, were abused as children, probably raped, or molested. or beaten, or hell, theres always the possibility they've even been in the 'business' since they knew how to spread they're legs.

/rant.


I don't see how it means you have problems............... I'd probabely do it if I was broke.
#27
They're not bad. For $1, I get to feel up on titties and suck on a nipple for 5 secs, always brightens up a ****ty day.
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#28
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I went for my 18th birthday with 2 mates.
We had started drinking at about 10am (didnt finish till bout 3am the next day). At about midnight we decided to go to the strip club. I was so totally drunk I would have said yes to anything.

While my mates paid for a dance for me, they also paid 3 strippers to take me on stage, tie me to a pole, pull my trousers and boxers down ( ) and whip me infront of an audience of horny men.

It wasnt my proudest moment.


#29
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No. I never saw the appeal of them. Seems kinda lame to me, just like getting a prostitute but without the sex.


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#31
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im suprised so many UGers are against seeing live tits...


I'm not against that, I'm just against paying ridiculous amounts of money for a huge tease.
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#34
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....pull my trousers and boxers down ( ) and whip me infront of an audience of horny men.

It wasnt my proudest moment.



That made me laugh a helluva lot
#35
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I wouldn't say that all women who strip, or sell their bodies in any way have problems.

Some women probably just feel like that's what they want to do, it makes men very happy [although that's really creepy].

At a friends party the last weekend they got a stripper for him and he was so humiliated, he didn't want it at all and it wasn't done tastefully.

There are some aspects that can be alright in a way, but yeah it's very degrading in too many senses.
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