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#1
I know there was a funeral thread, but this one is different.

How to Play

Basically the game is simple. Post a bad song to play at a funeral which had something to do with the person's death.

Easy enough?

Examples -

A wife who was shot by her husband because she cheated on him
Jimi Hendrix - Hey Joe

A man who was shot multiple times by a police officer.
The Clash - I Fought the Law

A hemophiliac who died from blood loss after a bad ejaculation session.
Cannibal Corpse - I Cum Blood
(I had to do it just so we could get that song out of the way )

Lets begin
#7
If the person lost his soul and life to the devil in a fiddle contest
-The devil went down to Georgia
#9
A man who catches some sort of disease from sex with animals

Gwar - Fucking an Animal
I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

Your Mother's Got a Penis
#10
Somebody that has jumped of a very tall building.
Foo Fighters - Learn To Fly
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#14
Rick Astley - Never gonna give you up. Rickroll funerals...

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#16
I'm Alive - Flyleaf

Also
Shoot me again - Metallica
i'm not sure it would work but figured id put it out there
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#26
who died - atreyu
for all those small family funerals.....

I shot the sheriff - bob marley
perfect at a policemans funeral who was KIA
#27
I Used to Love Her by Guns N Roses. Lyrics to sing along anyone?

I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I had to put her
Six feet under
And I can still hear her complain
#30
Have a Drink On Me - AC/DC for someone who died of alchohol poisoning.
Back To Hell - Alkaline Trio
Take A Bow - Muse

"Now burn
You will burn
You will burn in hell, yeah you'll burn in hell
You'll burn in hell
Yeah you'll burn in hell
You'll burn in hell
Yeah you'll burn in hell
For your sins"
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Last edited by Ichimaru at May 9, 2008,
#31
Hell Ain't a Bad Place to be by AC/DC
it gets even better if the funeral is for a preacher or very religious person
Put on some pants, its time to dance! -The Happy Phrase

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#32
at a soldiers funeral

Disposable Heroes-Metallica
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#34
A little off-topic, but I always thought the pinnacle of inappropriate would be Katrina and The Waves covering "Rock You Like a Hurricane" and "When the Levee Breaks" in Nawleans, but I'd pay good money to see it.
#38
Armegeden-by Alkaline Trio

Armegeden!
Let the light in!
Before I say goodbye!
Give me somthing to believe in!

Song for a teens funurel
Disposible Teens- by Marlyne Manson
#39
death by electrocution:

Danger Danger! HIgh Voltage! - Electric 6
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