Poll: Would you/have you picked up a hitchhiker?
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View poll results: Would you/have you picked up a hitchhiker?
I have before
13 14%
No and never will
23 24%
Only if they looked nice
20 21%
Only if they were a woman
12 13%
Ass, grass, or gas, no one rides for free
26 28%
Voters: 94.
#1
Recently, I was driving down a dark country road around midnight and I saw a lady in her 40s walking on the side of the road. She waved at me to pick her up.

I'm not the kind of person to pick up random strangers but for some reason I felt like I should. I guess I was kind of scared she would get picked up by a horny truck driver.

Long story short, I stopped and picker her up and drove her to her destination. She told me her life story on the way (which was pretty insane) and that she had hepatitis.

My question to you, pit, is have you ever picked up a hitchhiker?

If you haven't, would you?

If you have, please shar if you feel like it.
Last edited by Vagabond21 at May 9, 2008,
#2
I don't drive, but It is possable I might pick up a Hitchhiker... if they look sane and not Homeless.
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#3
Once I picked up two hitchhikers off of an extinct planet.

Too bad they got thrown off the ship
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#6
Quote by bendystraw
what if a rapist picked up a killer? that would be justice.


Haha, you truly thing outside of the box.
#7
Quote by benjy118
I don't drive, but It is possable I might pick up a Hitchhiker... if they look sane and not Homeless.


it's the sane looking ones that are probably the most dangerous

but as for me... i can't drive but i doubt i would if i was given the choice
#13
Quote by steee21
I never have but probably would. Just for shits and giggles and ass


Fixed
#14
Im far too paranoid to pick up hitchhikers because there are far too many bad things associated with them.
Big hairy guy with a scar across his face= axe murderer
geeky looking guy with glasses= weeks of gruesome torture in some rundown house.
Hot brunette = will drug you and harvest your organs for money
Hot blond= will get you drunk have sex with you and then harvest your organs for money.
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#15
eh, i've been among all the other students who hitchhike home for the weekend, cheaper than the train or bus, even if I chip in for the road toll
#16
Quote by seljer
eh, i've been among all the other students who hitchhike home for the weekend, cheaper than the train or bus, even if I chip in for the road toll


I'd be scared some crazy homo would pick me up and try to force me to do unmentionables.
#18
Quote by Vagabond21
I'd be scared some crazy homo would pick me up and try to force me to do unmentionables.

Don't worry, I'd drug you first.


*shifty*
#19
Quote by MightyAl
Don't worry, I'd drug you first.


*shifty*


This is why I wear a chastity belt.
#22
Me and a friend picked up a guy once. He was really cool. Poor guy had a really bad week. First his wife wants a divorce and there were some problems, then he had to go to this convention in the middle of nowhere. He missed the bus out of there and had to resort to hitchhiking. Which is where we came in
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#23
I had to hitchhike in Switzerland a few months ago.

Interesting experience to say the least.


I wouldn't pick them up myself though if I could drive.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#24
I have. Been a long time since I've even seen one though. Back in the 60s and 70s was a very common and accepted means of transportation.
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#25
I would, if I had an emergency ejectable passanger seat..

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#26
Quote by Metorical
it's the sane looking ones that are probably the most dangerous

but as for me... i can't drive but i doubt i would if i was given the choice

Why not, are you a woman?

Cereally though, I've never picked up a hitchhiker, but I might if I've got some buddy's with me. I would never pick one up if I'm all alone. That could lead to all sorts of rectal catastrophe's.
#27
I've hitchhiked, but I don't think I've ever picked up anyone I don't at least vaguely know.
#28
Quote by RU Experienced?
Why not, are you a woman?

Cereally though, I've never picked up a hitchhiker, but I might if I've got some buddy's with me. I would never pick one up if I'm all alone. That could lead to all sorts of rectal catastrophe's.


WTF?

We're talking about hitchhikers not ****ing Cornflakes!
#29
i'd stop and help someone with a broken down car

i dont think id just pick up someone standing on the side of the street on their own.


i remember at work we had a customer who used to get to places by hitch-hiking. She was weird.
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#30
I probably will pick some hitchers up, and I probably will end up hitching myself. It doesn't happen so much nowadays, though; which is a shame, I think - after all this media overhype of abductions and the like - everyone thinks that hitchers are murderers.

I'm jealous of my mother, she hitched across Israel.
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#33
Where's the "No, but I probably will no matter how they look" possibility?
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#35
I dunno. I fear for my health too much.
But then I worry what would happen if I didn't stop.
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#36
Quote by urik
Where's the "No, but I probably will no matter how they look" possibility?


Crap, I knew I forgot one.