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What do you think is the best insult ever!

Personally, I think calling someone a vagnia mouth is awesome!
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#5
**** u
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"your searchbars are unzipped."
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#9
I like to steal Burnt Face Man insults, like piss-lips.

Or if there is two of us insulting one person, it will go like this:

"You smell like bacon cooked in piss"

"He smells more like bear shit to me"
#11
arse wanker.bumbag.scumbummer.big smelly pile of anal discharge
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#12
when someone's breath smells i say ' it smells like a horse's mouth after it ate his own shi t
#13
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Either that or Peep Show.


Jizz covk!
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
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What do you think is the best insult ever!

Personally, I think calling someone a vagnia mouth is awesome!


maybe if you could spell it'd be better
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#15
"Your mom is fat!"


"My mom's dead, asshole."


"Yea? She probably died in a cock-sucking contest!!!"
#16
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I like to steal Burnt Face Man insults, like piss-lips.

!

I love the insult piss-lips.
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Either that or Peep Show.
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#18
C*nt Muffin...

or

Twat Waffle
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#20
After you say an insult and then someone else says a comeback to you say:
"If i wanted a comeback i'd scrape it off your teeth" Get it?
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Quote by DZCunuck
After you say an insult and then someone else says a comeback to you say:
"If i wanted a comeback i'd scrape it off your teeth" Get it?



Haha!
#22
Either analyse exactly their faults in front of a large audience, or the C word always goes down well - but you have to mean it. Use sparingly.
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ye've got a puss like a dug lickin' pish affa nettle
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I don't know, I'd point out all the flaws in the person's appearance and personality without giving them time to retort and then I'd finish it off with "I'm genetically superior to you in every way".

What more can you do, insult somebody's genes.
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ye've got a puss like a dug lickin' pish affa nettle
Shut it ya pish stained smelly shitey Jakey bastard!

And Git it RIGHT UP YE!

The Scots insult like no one else on earth.
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Quote by freedoms_stain
Shut it ya pish stained smelly shitey Jakey bastard!

And Git it RIGHT UP YE!

The Scots insult like no one else on earth.



Dude, your accents are made for insulting. So much ferocity!


...shame ya had to mess it up by wearing skirts
#28
shit-lips
dick-lips
cock-breath
jizz-breath
bitch-tits

i usually throw those out at random
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Dude, your accents are made for insulting. So much ferocity!


...shame ya had to mess it up by wearing skirts
Nothing more gobsmacking than taking an ear full of abuse from a man who can then top it off by flashing his bare arse at you without even undoing his belt.
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Quote by freedoms_stain
Nothing more gobsmacking than taking an ear full of abuse from a man who can then top it off by flashing his bare arse at you without even undoing his belt.



True.


Oh and this site is funny: http://www.insultme.net/


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#32
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Dude, your accents are made for insulting. So much ferocity!


...shame ya had to mess it up by wearing skirts



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They're so comfy
#33
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Kilts > Trousers


They're so comfy



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#34
Cu|nt. It's a fun word to say.

Them: Hey you?
Me: You f***ing Cu|nt.
Them: I was just asking if you had an extra pair of shoes for p.e. -
Me: Cu|nt f***er.
Them: I am a guy.
Me: You're still a Cu|nt.
#35
I know you are I said you are, but you're an ugly prick.... That one.
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#36
"I find you attractive, would you like to go on a date with me?"

Instant arguement ender. Use after you and your opponent shout several insults back and forth. Just pause and say the above.
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Nothing more gobsmacking than taking an ear full of abuse from a man who can then top it off by flashing his bare arse at you without even undoing his belt.

But the realization is that he's waring a skirt, which effectively cancels out any insults .
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#38
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Jizz covk!

"Jizz cock? Every cock is a jizz cock. It'd be like calling someone piss kidney."

Or something like that. Wedding episode I believe.
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"I find you attractive, would you like to go on a date with me?"

Instant arguement ender. Use after you and your opponent shout several insults back and forth. Just pause and say the above.






I just put my fingers in my ears and yell "Blah blah blah!!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!"
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