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alright so my lacrosse team started this new thing where after every practice or so theres a rap battle between two teammates. i figured id have to go sometime soon so id just start to make my rhymes now. you guys got any suggestions?
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#4
bring a guitar, and explain to them the concept of music.
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#6
bring a guitar, and explain to them the concept of music.


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bring a guitar, and explain to them the concept of music.

Shut up.
Get a wide vocabularity and most importantly, make it flow.
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Quote by imthehitcher
lacrosse + rap


i don't think it is physically possible to get any gayer


What if they blow each other, would it be gayer then?
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#16
Just tell him its his birthday

then tell him that you don't give a **** if it's his birthday
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What if the blow each other, would it be gayer then?



hmm only by 0.0000001 more on the gaydar


that's just how gay lacrosse is, and how gay it would be to see those which participate rapping
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Quote by imthehitcher
lacrosse + rap


i don't think it is physically possible to get any gayer

and yet i bet youve never played it or even watched it before
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#19
I got taken to bits last time i had a rap battle, some people are just amazing and lets just say i tried to rhyme egg with fool.
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Quote by NutZz?
bring a guitar, and explain to them the concept of music.

shut up you bitch ass motherfucker. rap is music, like it or not. anyways TS, unlike making a mainstream rap song, rap battling requires a lot of talent. try upping your vocabulary by doubles. what i mean is when you learn a new word you want to use, learn one that rhymes with it.
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Quote by ozzy102691
and yet i bet youve never played it or even watched it before



yea it's fairly homer sexual

more a gay version of hurling, just Americanised :shudder:
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Quote by NutZz?
bring a guitar, and explain to them the concept of music.


Bet you feel cool.

Id much rather listen to some rap than most kinds of metal.

I expect to get flammed for this but i don't give a flying f*ck.
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Quote by imthehitcher
yea it's fairly homer sexual

more a gay version of hurling, just Americanised :shudder:

and this is coming from a person whom im sure loves soccer, since we are talking about gay sports
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#25
Yo, you suck and you cannot even rap. You're better off going home and having a nice fap.
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Quote by imthehitcher
yea it's fairly homer sexual

more a gay version of hurling, just Americanised :shudder:


You annoy me greatly to be quite honest.
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Quote by ozzy102691
and this is coming from a person whom im sure loves soccer, since we are talking about gay sports



hey guizzz lets palyyyyyyyy socccer

oo you filthy septics

and your bourgeois sports

you do know that cricket was your national sport until the end of the civil war?

no you didn't, cause your an eejit


you even know what hurling is? nahh didn't think so

besides the only reason "SOCCER" isn't a massive sport in America (only place in the world it isn't) is because of McCarthyism in the 50's

where the simple sport of the people, played by the working class for hundreds of years was purged in the US as a "commie" sport

so you stuck to your helmets, and armour and felt really good about yourselves

calling your baseball final the "world series" despite the obvious flaw that the world does not compete and the fact the septics are routinely beaten by the likes of Cuba

so to conclude, it is a gay sport for filthy septics with bourgeois ambitions
#29
Begin with this:
Ok guys! we gotta rap some pokemon! You just do the singing I'll take care o the hard part.
I want to be the best, there ever was
To beat all the rest, yeah that's my cause!

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Polywrath, Butterfree!

Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta' catch 'em all!
Gotta catch 'em all!
Pokémon!
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#32
How the hell does a thread go so off topic as to start off being about a rap battle and degenerate into insane arguments as to lacrosse/baseball being bourgeois? I'm baffled.
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pre-planning rhymes destroys the point of a rap battle imo. you're supposed to feed off what you get dealt to you, then hit them back twice as hard. at least that's my 2 cents on the matter.

EDIT: i take back what i said, just do what townson said
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How the hell does a thread go so off topic as to start off being about a rap battle and degenerate into insane arguments as to lacrosse/baseball being bourgeois? I'm baffled.


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Quote by Bubban
How the hell does a thread go so off topic as to start off being about a rap battle and degenerate into insane arguments as to lacrosse/baseball being bourgeois? I'm baffled.



sorry i got carried away


i mean i've not even a problem with lacrosse, i actually meant lacrosse players rapping was gay

but then he insulted football
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yea maybe its not the fact that people thought soccer was a communistic sport as much as it was a fact that people finally realized that soccer just sucks major ass.

and i didnt mean to get off topic either, i was just getting even.
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Quote by ozzy102691
yea maybe its not the fact that people thought soccer was a communistic sport as much as it was a fact that people finally realized that soccer just sucks major ass.

and i didnt mean to get off topic either, i was just getting even.



there was nothing to get even at

i meant lacrosse players rapping was gay, as it would be for most footballers (well not most but a few) i mean it's gay when football teams put out songs- it hurts my brain so much


and i never insinuated that lacrosse "sucks major ass" just that it is basically hurling in safe mode
#40
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take along a maiden CD and blast it. **** rap.


What would that accomplish other than being a douche bag?
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