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so i'm 18 and i have little experience and i need a job to slum at until i become a famous obscenely rich musican. I want a job that requires all muscle and little brains, GO!
Just because I play the drums doesn't mean I suck at guitar, or ams that I's iz stoopidz.


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#3
Fast Food
Cashier
Hygiene Technician
Pundit
Professional Panhandler
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#4
hardware store. unloading trucks and ****. perfect
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so i'm 18 and i have little experience and i need a job to slum at until i become a famous obscenely rich musican. I want a job that requires all muscle and little brains, GO!


DRUMMER!...oh wait a job...
#7
Walmart, Bestbuy, or some other store that you can work on unloading trucks.
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#8
Son, I want YOU to join the Army!
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You've got the no brains down, but wheres the muscle in that job?
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#17
**** i wanna b a grave digger now!!!! but they use machines here in cali... D=
Just because I play the drums doesn't mean I suck at guitar, or ams that I's iz stoopidz.


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#19
im loving it....... mcdonalds u can build some serious muscle by flipping burgers and that fryolator whoa watch out that one is for the heavy hitters

- note mcdonalds makes muscle turn into spagetti so dont blame me when u get fat



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#22
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#23
i'm thinking penis porn star, despite the size of my rather small e-penis in real life i'm huge.
Just because I play the drums doesn't mean I suck at guitar, or ams that I's iz stoopidz.


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#24
Quote by majonior
i'm thinking penis porn star, despite the size of my rather small e-penis in real life i'm huge.


Boasting about your supposed actual penis size suggests the opposite.
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#25
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I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


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#26
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LMAO

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#29
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Boasting about your supposed actual penis size suggests the opposite.


My penis is at least 10 inches shorter than any of yours, pit. I swear, it's CRAZY.

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#30
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My penis is at least 10 inches shorter than any of yours, pit. I swear, it's CRAZY.



It's also rather unmanly to admit to having a small twanger, truthfully or not. It's best just not to talk about your penis, that's rather creepy.
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#32
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DRUMMER!...oh wait a job...


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#33
work in construction, i did some over the summer. those guys are dumb as bricks, but its a job that requires muscle
#34
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For the first serious post in this thread, a caddie.

You spend 4 hours walking, without thinking that much, and you can make $100.


Oh em gee, I caddie.

I disagree, there is thinking involved (especially if you're doing doubles). But most people don't live near golf courses where they pay you 100 a loop.
#36
Just check thew newspaper. Once I saw a job where you had to assemble strollers and got 250 usd weekly. It was easy as sh*t (a friends brother worked there. Just about 3 hours a day, but you need to complete a minimum of strolers daily. I think they were 10) and the money is quite good.
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#38
military.
trash man - they make horrendously good money, though. no one wants the job, so they have to pay lots for it.
plus, you get the title "Sanitation Engineer".