#1
so. i live about 45 minutes away from my school and friends and everyone i know. and out here, i know like 3 people. i know my neighbor, he has pet raccoons and 25 dogs, im starting a job for a taxedermist, and a couple other people. but im 16 and want to meet other people in my area that are close by and not 45 minutes away cause with gas prices....yea. so. how can i meet people around here without being stalkerish? mall? moores country store? (everyone goes there for hot dogs) but i live about 10 minutes from a city with the mall and everything. so. i seriously dont know ANYONE my age that lives out here i can hang out with. and it sucks bawlz. other than joy riding without my liscense, and fishing alone......yea. thats pretty much all i do. so. how do you guys meet people your age. btw i feel like a loser. i sound like i have no friends. i do but, they all live 45 min. away. so yea. wait...what?
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#7
Be friends with the animals!

Nah, you had the right idea; just go to the local stores and stuff. As long as you're friendly and don't offer foreign candy, you won't be creepy.
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Be friends with the animals!

Nah, you had the right idea; just go to the local stores and stuff. As long as you're friendly and don't offer foreign candy, you won't be creepy.

ah but your forgetting about the all important myspace, just look for people on there in a 5 mile radius, that should be close enough, if all else fails, just go with the animal thing, who knows you could get some sweet superpowers, and animals will do your bidding.
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ah but your forgetting about the all important myspace, just look for people on there in a 5 mile radius, that should be close enough, if all else fails, just go with the animal thing, who knows you could get some sweet superpowers, and animals will do your bidding.

Pocahontas ftw! He can do it her way and dive off of cliffs and hook-up with sexy blondes from overseas.
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Pocahontas ftw! He can do it her way and dive off of cliffs and hook-up with sexy blondes from overseas.

you totally read my mind, i was going to say native american powers, but i though, nah, people might not like it, so i changed it.

oh and that stories not as sweet as people think it is, she was like 14 when she married him, and he was like 20 something.
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you totally read my mind, i was going to say native american powers, but i though, nah, people might not like it, so i changed it.

oh and that stories not as sweet as people think it is, she was like 14 when she married him, and he was like 20 something.

Yeah I know, and she married John Rolfe, not John Smith
She was a golddigger John Rolfe was big on tobacco
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But he will devote sufficient time to loving you, leave a gap and then leave you.


Yes. And he will never call.
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Yeah I know, and she married John Rolfe, not John Smith
She was a golddigger John Rolfe was big on tobacco

haha

anyway TS, try the myspace thing, or hang around closer schools with a trench coat, hat, and sunglasses, and take pictures of potential friends. theres no way that could possibly turn out bad.
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Yes. And he will never call.


He did send me a message once though.

He told me he'd found someone else
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He did send me a message once though.

He told me he'd found someone else


That someone else was me.

I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself.

If it makes you feel any better, he dumped me a week later.
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#22
i live out in the country. i'm friends with a few neighbor kids, but thats it. all my friend live in town, which is 12-20 minutes away. my school is 45 minutes away, i drive there everyday. so pretty much were in the same perdicament. well, just get your license. and hope for a hot chick to be your neighbor someday.
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Mr. Paragraph will hit it and quit it. He is a chauvinistic pig.
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i know my neighbor, he has pet raccoons and 25 dogs,


This eliminated my need to continue reading the post
#25
Who needs real friends when you have the pit. We have funny threads, serious threads, sappy threads, half naked women threads, masturbation threads, drug threads. Find a friend who can offer you that, and i'll be impressed.
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That someone else was me.

I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself.

If it makes you feel any better, he dumped me a week later.


That's okay. I was cheating on him with a dirty semilocon anyways.
#27
I met a lot of people through skateboarding? Maybe start skating then if you see others skating in the city just go talk to them or something...
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That's okay. I was cheating on him with a dirty semilocon anyways.


That's just nasty.
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Who needs real friends when you have the pit. We have funny threads, serious threads, sappy threads, half naked women threads, masturbation threads, drug threads. Find a friend who can offer you that, and i'll be impressed.


That is the smartest thing I have ever heard. I'm leaving all my friends in reality to come hang with you guys.


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#31
I don't think you can go to every door and knock and ask them if they have any kids in your age
but It would help you if you run regularly or do something in the street and everytime you see the people in your ages ,just go and talk to them
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