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#1
I know the title sounds gay, but my buddy has been hitting on my girlfriend, he walks past her at school, puts his hand on her shoulder while she's sitting as he walks past. At one point he was talking to her, looked at me smiled and kept talking to her, while she was distracted he just stares at her ass then looks at me and with a grin.

I told him already not to lay a finger on her again........he hasn't but he keeps hitting on her and stuff. She says that he's annoying and she laughs about the whole thing, it's not a big deal.

SHALL I KICK SOME ASS?
"Then I saw that there was a way to hell, even from the gates of heaven."
-John Bunyan
#3
Somebody doesn't trust his girl

If you can't even take her word for it then I think you two aren't gonna go for a long time.
#7
inb4rape

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srsly.


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#8
You should keep her prisoner so no-one can smile at her but you.
#9
If i was you, I'd bust his head open.

And i have done that several times for similar causes.
#11
Quote by Gaz_m2k5
Have sex with him against his will.


Haha.....thats such a UG response i love it.
#13
Quote by Gaz_m2k5
I already suggested that.



dang, i guess i failed then

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srsly.


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#14
Quote by Våd Hamster
Somebody doesn't trust his girl

If you can't even take her word for it then I think you two aren't gonna go for a long time.


this isnt that i dont trust her, its HIM i don't trust, and i dont want anyone touching and hitting on my girlfriend, staring at her ass and stuff, so notice how this isn't called, "should I break up with her?" it's about him.
"Then I saw that there was a way to hell, even from the gates of heaven."
-John Bunyan
#15
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Somebody doesn't trust his girl


Since when can girls be trusted?

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#16
omg u shud beat him up then taek his milk money XD
he'll feel like the biggest goof in school
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lol u have faggot in ur username


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#17
Nah man, just let it go.

Tell him off and stuff.

Don't let him get to u, that's probably what he wants.
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#19
Yes, because fighting has solved so many problems before, I can't begin to imagine how this could backfire.....
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#20
Quote by matteo cubano
this isnt that i dont trust her, its HIM i don't trust, and i dont want anyone touching and hitting on my girlfriend, staring at her ass and stuff, so notice how this isn't called, "should I break up with her?" it's about him.
If you trust her then he doesn't matter.

If you're worried something will happen between the two of them then it implies you don't trust her either.
#21
p.s. this kid is in the whole drama club thing. theyre in it together.
"Then I saw that there was a way to hell, even from the gates of heaven."
-John Bunyan
#22
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omg u shud beat him up then taek his milk money XD
he'll feel like the biggest goof in school


+1
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#23
Tell him the next time you catch him hitting on her,you'll kick his ass because it annoys her and it really bothers you. Make sure to follow through if he does.
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#25
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Since when can girls be trusted?



+1
"Then I saw that there was a way to hell, even from the gates of heaven."
-John Bunyan
#26
Quote by matteo cubano
I know the title sounds gay, but my buddy has been hitting on my girlfriend, he walks past her at school, puts his hand on her shoulder while she's sitting as he walks past. At one point he was talking to her, looked at me smiled and kept talking to her, while she was distracted he just stares at her ass then looks at me and with a grin.

I told him already not to lay a finger on her again........he hasn't but he keeps hitting on her and stuff. She says that he's annoying and she laughs about the whole thing, it's not a big deal.

SHALL I KICK SOME ASS?



Just give your girl something she loves (if ya know what I mean ) and she should forget all about your friend.
#28
Quote by matteo cubano
this isnt that i dont trust her, its HIM i don't trust, and i dont want anyone touching and hitting on my girlfriend, staring at her ass and stuff, so notice how this isn't called, "should I break up with her?" it's about him.


You're treating your girl like she's your property. Don't do that.
If she wants him to stop she'll tell him or tell you to stop him for her, otherwise keep your hands to yourself.
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Since when can girls be trusted?


Tell me then, who can you trust?

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#29
Quote by matteo cubano
this isnt that i dont trust her, its HIM i don't trust, and i dont want anyone touching and hitting on my girlfriend, staring at her ass and stuff, so notice how this isn't called, "should I break up with her?" it's about him.



Here's a fact of life. Get used to having guys stare at your Gf's ass. It happens. Guys hitting on your girlfriend, that happens as well. Trust me, my gf has had a lot of this crap happen to her (in the 2 years we've been together). It's not gonna be too serious, but if his hand ever goes south or around to the front, break his hands.
#30
Quote by ESP_Shreder
Here's a fact of life. Get used to having guys stare at your Gf's ass. It happens. Guys hitting on your girlfriend, that happens as well. Trust me, my gf has had a lot of this crap happen to her (in the 2 years we've been together). It's not gonna be too serious, but if his hand ever goes south or around to the front, break his hands.


yeah dude, thats a given
"Then I saw that there was a way to hell, even from the gates of heaven."
-John Bunyan
#31
Lmao dude, alot of other people ( even guys that dont know shes taken) will do that. You don't own her. I'm sure if it were a problem she would take care of it herself. And I doubt he ACTUALLY likes her, and even he does nothing's happened. If you're worried about something happening, you don't trust your girl. If you trust her, you'd know nothing can happen between the two. No point kicking his ass.
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#32
Your girlfriend loves it.


Let it go man.


I let my jealous mind flare all too many times and to say the least, it ruined a lot of things for me.
The times they are a changin'.....
#35
Cover her shoulder in icy hot. Thatll teach him for sure.
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#37
Poll!
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#38
It he does anything go ahead, but just for hitting on her it isn't justified.
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#40
Quote by rorythefaggot
omg u shud beat him up then taek his milk money XD
he'll feel like the biggest goof in school

Literal lol there.

Anyway TS, no, don't be a douche. You'd get your ass handed to you and you'll lose a friend. And I don't think your girlfriend would be to impressed either.

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