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#1
What song do you think has the worst lyrics ever written? My vote goes to Black Metal Ist Krieg by Nargaroth:

Black Metal ist Krieg!
Black Metal ist Krieg!
Black ****ing Metal ist Krieg!

Black...
Black Metal ist Krieg!
Black ****ing Metal ist Krieg!
Black Metal ist Krieg!

Black...
Black Metal ist Krieg!
Ihr Wichser, es ist Krieg!
Black Metal!

Black...
Black Metal ist Krieg!
Black Metal ist Krieg!
Black...

Black...
Black Metal ist Krieg!
****, Metal ist Krieg!
Black Metal!

Black...
Black Metal ist Krieg!
Black ****ing Metal ist Krieg!
Black Metal ist Krieg!

Krieg...
Ihr Wichser, es ist Krieg!
Black Metal ist Krieg!
Ihr Wichser...
Krieg...

Krieg...
Black Metal ist Krieg!
Black ****ing Metal ist Krieg!

Krieg...
**** you!
Krieg, es ist Krieg!

Black Metal ist Krieg!

Krieg...
Ihr Wichser, Krieg!
Es ist Krieg!

Black Metal ist Krieg ...
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#3
dragonforce lyrics. so cheesy.

all the songs are about heaven and stuff. i still like the band tho
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#5
Wow... they are literal genius's
Most black metal lyrics are cringingly embaressing.
Cradle of Filth have terrible lyrics.. they are just bad people... bad bad men.
#7
i get real bored of slayer lyrics real quick
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#8
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Wow... they are literal genius's
Most black metal lyrics are cringingly embaressing.
Cradle of Filth have terrible lyrics.. they are just bad people... bad bad men.

[quote="Cradle of Filth
"]Cthulhu dawn

Spatter the stars
Douse their luminosity
With our amniotic retch
Promulgating the birth
Of another Hell on Earth
Shadows gather poisoned henna for the flesh
A necrotic cattle brand
The hissing downfall pentagram
Carven deep upon the church doors of the damned
But no Passover is planned
A great renewal growls at hand
And only when they're running
Will they come to understand...

So ends the pitiful reign of Man

When the moon exhales
Behind a veil
Of widowhood and clouds
On a Biblical scale
We raise the stakes
To silhouette the impaled
Crowds...

Within this kissed disembowel arena
A broken seal on an ancient curse
Unleashes beasts from the seismic breach
With lightning reach and genocidal thirst
Mountains of archaos theories
In collision as at planetary dawn
Apocalypse's razorbacks
Beat wings on glass as thunder cracks
Unfurled across a world hurled to the black

Cthulhu dawn

Shatter the glass house
Wherein spirits breathe out
Halitosis of the soul
From a recking abscess
Plague of far righteousness
All fates hang in the balance
Mocking crucified dolls
An inquisition outs
When the Sun goes out our powers
Will extend throughout Heaven like Asphodel
As they have for countless lustrum
In dark Midian accustoned
To burning effigies of our enemies well

So begins the sibilant world Death knell...

When a corpse wind howls
And awakes from drowse
The scheming dead freed
Of gossamer shrouds
We gorgonise eyes
Of the storm aroused
Red...

Blinding time
All lines dine on this instance
A melting spool of beggar, negative frames
The skies teem alive, to watch die
Mankind hauled to fable in vast tenement graves...

Cthulhu dawn
Yes, absolutly terrible
#9
Just because they can use alot of big words dosen't mean they're good
#10
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touch like angel of death- Children of Bodom

wo even the title made me cringe.
it seems to be an unwritten rule that metal lyrics are seriouslly cheesy
#11
I find that the majority of metal bands have ****e lyrics. They're bottled up in some daft satanic image which tends to come across as cheesy. And of course there's plenty of kids who are bottled up in the same image which is why we still hear this ****.

However there are still plenty of metal bands which avoid this and I'd like to point out before I'm flamed like bitch, that sub-genres of metal are probably my most listened to styles of music.
#12
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it seems to be an unwritten rule that metal lyrics are seriouslly cheesy


Uhh. Not quite. There's bad lyrics in every genre, but 80% of lyrics in good metal are really well done.
#13
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wo even the title made me cringe.
it seems to be an unwritten rule that metal lyrics are seriouslly cheesy


i love metal but seriously, some bands make great music but the lyrics are terrible. On the other hand, bands like wintersun,death,ensiferum, have amazing lyrics,along with just as amazing music
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#14
A lovely song by AC
you're ****ing annoying and your band ****ing sucks
your boyfriend's an idiot and you're a ****ing ****
you think you're so important an wan't everyone to suck up
i hope you o.d. and die real soon cuz you're a ****ing ****
15 year kids don't care about animal's and women's rights
but you force it down thier throats,cuz you're a ****ing ****
your writing's about as interesting as allen funt's
i hope you die,cuz you're a ****ing ****


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#16
Slayer lyrics, to me, come across as crappy angry poetry.

Some of Gwar's lyrics are pretty lame too.
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#17
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Cannibal Corpse - I Cum Blood

for real this time, it's lyrics are really really sick

That's the point, Cannibal Corpse weren't trying to write a deep meaningful song, they just wanted to shock people, and if it shocked you, then their lyrics worked (still not saying CC lyrics are good though).
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#18
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Cannibal Corpse - I Cum Blood

for real this time, it's lyrics are really really sick


I think you're missing the point of Cannibal Corpse ever so slightly.
#19
Quote by alkalineweeman
Wow... they are literal genius's
Most black metal lyrics are cringingly embaressing.
Cradle of Filth have terrible lyrics.. they are just bad people... bad bad men.


I personally absolutely hate CoF and their music

but the only thing that they actually do right is that they occasionally have good lyrics
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#20
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Cannibal Corpse - I Cum Blood

for real this time, it's lyrics are really really sick

Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead bodies thirst

One month in the grave
Twisted and half decaded
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole.
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#23
Its in my guts waaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Toast sent me to saaaaaaaaaaay

Opeth - Deliverance.
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#25
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Cradle of Filth have terrible lyrics.. they are just bad people... bad bad men.

"Care for a little necrophilia? Hmm?"

I was born with a birthmark of cinders
Debris cast from the stars and Mother
A ring of bright slaughter, I spat in the waters
Of life that ran slick from the stabwounds in Her

Dub Me Lord Abortion, the living dead
The bonesaw on the backseat
On this bitter night of giving head
A sharp rear entry, an exit in red
Lump in the throat, on my come choke
The killing joke worn thin with breath

I grew up on the sluts bastard Father beat blue
Keepsake ****s cut full out easing puberty through

Aah! Nostalgia grows
Now times nine or ten
Within this vice den called a soul
Dying resurrection
I dig deep to come again
The spasm of orgasm on a roll...

I live the slow serrated rape
The bucks fizz of amyl nitrate
Victims force fed their own face
Tear stains upon the drape
I should compare them
To a warm Summer's day
But to the letter, it is better
To lichen their names to a grave

Counting My years on an abacus strung
With labial rings and heartstrings undone

Dub Me Lord Abortion, the living dead
The bonesaw on the backseat
On this bitter night of giving head
A sharp rear entry, an exit in red
Lump in the throat, on My come choke
The killing joke worn thin with breath

Horrorscopes My diorama
A twelve part (so far) psychodrama
Another chained I mean to harm Her
Inside as well as out
A perverts gasp inside the mask
I'm hard, blow My house of cards
All turn up Death, Her bleeding starts
In brute vermilion parts...

Now I slither through the hairline cracks
In sanity, best watch your back

Possessed with levering Hell's gates wide
Liberating knives to cut Humanity slack

My ambition is to slay anon
A sinner in the hands of a dirty God
Who lets Me prey, a Gilles De Rais
Of light where faith leads truth astray

I slit guts guts and free the moistest faces
Corrupt the corpse and seize the choicest pieces
Her alabaster limbs that dim the lit carnal grin
Vaginal skin to later taste and masturbate within

"My heart was a wardrum beat
By jugular cults in eerie jungle vaults
When number thirteen fell in My lap
Lips and skin like sin, a Venus Mantrap
My appetite whetted, storm crows wheeled
At the blurred edges or reason 'til I was fulfilled
Whors d'oeuvres eaten, I tucked Her into
A grave coffin fit for the Queen of Spades
She went out like the light in My mind
Her face an avalanche of pearl, of ruby wine...
Much was a flux, but the mouth once good for ****s
Came from retirement to prove She had not lost Her touch
I kissed Her viciously, maliciously, religiously
But when has ONE been able TO best separate the THREE?
I know I'm sick as Dahmer did, but this is what I do
Aah, aah, ahh, I'll let you sleep when I am through..."

"You ****ing *****!"

The suspect shadow sher they least
Expect My burning grasp to reach

The stranglehold, the opened arms
Seeking sweet meat with no holes barred

Rainbows that My razors wrung
Midst Her screams and seams undone
Sung at the top of punctured lungs
I bite My spiteful tongue
Lest curses spat from primal lairs
Freeze romance where Angels, bare
Are lost to love, bloodloss, despair
I weep, they merely stare...
And stare, and stare, and stare, and stare.

Let's see you write about song about necrophilia with as much grace.

Anyway, as much as I love Emperor, before Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk their lyrics are incredibly cheesy.
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#28
"Deadly badgers,
made my wreath"

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#30
"I'm madly in anger with you". Like really, wtf?

EDIT: Also, "f**ked with a knife" and "entrails ripped from a virgin's c*nt" are both as bad, if not worse, than I c*m blood. :P
#31
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I'm surprised nobody's mentioned Obituary
"AAAAARRRGGGGHHHHH RAAAAAHHHRRHHH" etc.

They don't even really have lyrics lol.
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#32
Quote by Through The Fire And Flames
On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light,
In flames of death's eternal reign, we ride towards the fight.
When the darkness has fallen down, and the times are tough all right.
The sound of evil laughter falls around the world tonight.

Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel, through the wastelands evermore,
The scattered souls will feel the hell, bodies wasted on the shore.
On the blackest plains in Hell's domain, we watch them as they go,
Through fire and pain, and once again we know...

So now we're flying we're free, we're free before the thunderstorm,
On towards the wilderness, our quest carries on.
Far beyond the sundown, far beyond the moonlight,
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls...

So far away we wait for the day,
For the lights all so wasted and gone;
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days-
Through the fire and the flames we carry on!

[Small interlude]

As the red day is dawning, and the lightning cracks the sky,
They'll raise their hands to the heavens above with resentment in their eyes.
Running back through the midmorning light, there's a burning in my heart;
We're banished from a time in a fallen land, to a life beyond the stars.

In your darkest dreams see to believe, our destiny is time,
And endlessly we'll all be free tonight...!

And on the wings of a dream, so far beyond reality;
All alone in desperation, now the time has gone.
Lost inside you'll never find, lost within my own mind,
Day after day this misery must go on!

So far away we wait for the day,
For the lights all so wasted and gone,
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days,
Through the fire and the flames we carry on!

[Big interlude]

Now here we stand with their blood on our hands,
We fought so hard now can we understand
Ill break the seal of this curse if I possibly can
For freedom of every man!

So far away we wait for the day,
For the lights all so wasted and gone,
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days,
Through the fire and the flames we carry on!


I win.
#33
some quotes that come to mind are:

"darkness descends, everyone dies." -Dimmu Borgir
"carnivorous Jesus, I need your flesh" -Arch Enemy
"I kiss the strangers, then I watch them die" -Warlock
#34
Any Children of Bodom lyrics.
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#35
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Anyway, as much as I love Emperor, before Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk their lyrics are incredibly cheesy.


For truth. "I Am The Black Wizards" comes to mind.

Mightiest am I,
but I am not alone in this cosmos of mine.
For the black hills consists of black souls,
souls that already dies one thousand deaths.
Behind the stone walls (of centuries) they breed their black art.
Boiling their spells in cauldrons of black gold.

Far up in the mountains,
where the rain fall not far,
yet the Sun cannot reach.
The wizards, my servants,

summon the souls of macrocosm.
No age will escape my wrath.
I travel through time and I return to the future.
I gather wisdom now lost.
I visit again the eternally ancient caves,
before a mighty Emperor thereupon came.
Watching the mortals "discovering" my chronicles, guarded
by the old demons, even unknown to me.

Once destroyed their souls are being summoned
to my timeless prison of hate.
It is delightful to feast upon the screaming souls
that were destroyed in my future.

How many wizards that serve me with evil, I know not.
My empires has no limits.

From the never ending mountains black, to the bottomless lakes.
I am the ruler and has been for eternities long.
I am them.

(I am them.)
(I am them.)

From the never ending mountains black, to the bottomless lakes.
I am the ruler and has been for eternities long.
My wizards are many, but their essence is mine.
Forever they are in the hills in their stone homes of grief.
Because I am the spirit of their existence.
I am them.

I am them.
I am them.
#36
lol dragonforce uses the lines "through the fire and flames" and "storming the burning fields" on like 3 or 4 songs on the same album
#37
Cannibal Corpse- meat hook $O*O^^Y-
Butchery my meat hooks sharpened to penetrate
Emasculate, gouging crotches I will eat
Hung upside down, holes punctured through half-chewed
Gristle, debauchery, with dead bodeys turning green
Upheaveal of human entrails
Deterioration of grated genitals, dangling from the hooks
Obscene feeling deep inside me
Dislocating, separating a blood-drenched body
Begin the anal grouting
Awaiting insertion, to rip out intestine
Bodily destruction
Vulgar molestation
Treachery neverending soul ripping
Lifeless bodies rot, petrified
Clogging veins
Pressure building
Scabbing cloted sores dehydrate
Condemned to a life of obscurity
Dismal dimensions of my being, I explore my thoughts
Through murder
Devoting my life mutilation
Streams of blood saturate, grubs feed on dilapidated
Stumps, darkness overshadowing the killing
Eyes now dealate
Bodies disintegrate
Razor sharp hooks implanted in your rectum
Splitting bodies, spilling guts on the ground
Sodomising living beings with my utensils
Stabbing out your life stripped of all your skin
Disgusting to the world
Beaty to my eyes
The body lying naked discharging my infection
Invigorating where I kill, intoxicating
Invoking suffering of human beings
Grinding orfices my only therapy
Sculpting gore
Muscle tissue
Resnaping
Mounds of flesh, deformation
Skulls of victims stacked like trophies
Bleeding from your @r$e sudden blood ejection
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#39
I think people here are missing the tongue - in - cheek aspect of Cannibal Corpse. Either that or its the only death metal band they know, and they heard of them when someone mentioned 'i cum blood' in the pit.
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I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


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#40
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I think people here are missing the tongue - in - cheek aspect of Cannibal Corpse. Either that or its the only death metal band they know, and they heard of them when someone mentioned 'i cum blood' in the pit.


tch, how funny.
I could name over 100 on the spot!

FYI, I don't even live in a pit.