#1
Well there's 30 mineutes until I have to play guitar in a Jazz Band competition for my school. Only problem is the zipper on my pants just broke! the lil pully thing is only attached to one side now. any advice at all??? besides new pants..
#3
New pants.
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#4
Staple your penis to your leg.
1. It wont fall out.
2. The pain will make you forget about your zipper.
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#5
Get some snipes, or narrow ends pliers, should do the trick.
Maybe tweezers
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#6
just go out in your underwear. then halfway through rip them off. i can promise it will be a very memorable concert
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#10
i did that with my zip once, but instead only the little pully bit on the zip broke so i could still do em up. but, imo, just leave it there ur guitar should cover up the fly, if it doesnt, then just pray u dont get a boner
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#13
if the jeans are buttoned up at the top just sling your guitar in front of the hole?
no-one will notice except you... just walk out with your guitar on and all...
good luck!
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#15
sit on a chair when u perform that seems very jazzy to me.
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#19
Kill everyone else
They probably wont notice after that
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#20
Quote by Zenmaestro
if the jeans are buttoned up at the top just sling your guitar in front of the hole?
no-one will notice except you... just walk out with your guitar on and all...
good luck!


This guy knows the score.

Do this, and since low guitars are all the rage nowadays, you will become popular. The ladies will want to have sex with you, and since your fly is permanently down, you can tell them that you thought ahead.
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#21
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#22
haha, all the replies are awesome. we are sitting down, so thats a plus. yeah, im just gonna have to saftey pin it.. you guys can continue for the lulz i guess.
#27
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my mom says use a safety pin lol

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