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#1
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13 year old kid steals his dad's credit card, goes on a spending spree with his friends, buys Halo, orders two hookers, and plays Halo with them in a motel in Texas.


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#6
if you stole a credit card and bought hookers, surely you'd also want to buy something better than halo
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#7
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if you stole a credit card and bought hookers, surely you'd also want to buy something better than halo

Like GTA at the very least
#8
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Wat

Edit: Forgot to put "How do you order a hooker with a credit card"

hahahahah that was a good one!
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#9
This is the fault of the kid and the dad.

I mean, how could you "forget" your son's birthday?!
The.
#12
""The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.""

lolwut?
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#14
funniest part of that has to be

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.



EDIT: damn beaten to it^
#15
The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.



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#16
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So that's what hookers are for!

Obviously to play Halo with.


Also, he should have gotten a PS2 and God Of War instead.
#17
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Wat

Edit: Forgot to put "How do you order a hooker with a credit card"

Good point
#18
Quote by FireandFlames
Obviously to play Halo with.


Also, he should have gotten a PS2 and God Of War instead.



why this blasphemous talk of last gen consoles


PS3!! and Pro evo 2008 and then maybe like GTA
#19
He got caught. Not that smart.
But I like the alibi.
And the hooker thing...
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#21
I read this earlier
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

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#24
Cool kid


If that was my son, and I had teh money to cover the expenses, I'd let him get away with it
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#26
The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.


Playing Halo doesn't construe as foreplay?
It's gonna be a blue day
#27
sheesh nd this kid wants to b a politian too? lol we got ourselves a new clinton
#30
The hookers are allright, but video game consoles ....
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#32
Looks like the farther hasn't been doing his job very well !
Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament.
#33
The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.


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#34
"The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business."

Orly?
#35



What a tit! 2 hookers + sexual frustrations of being a horny 13 year old = epicness for all of highschool, not facking Xbox!
#36
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Playing Halo doesn't construe as foreplay?
Well, there's a lot of tea bagging....
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#37
Quote by FireandFlames
Obviously to play Halo with.


Also, he should have gotten a PS2 and God Of War instead.


cant play god of war with hookers.... duh!!
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#39
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Wat

Edit: Forgot to put "How do you order a hooker with a credit card"


Watch Family Guy...Quagmire answered that question (at least w strippers).
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#40
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Well, there's a lot of tea bagging....


Very true . The memories .
It's gonna be a blue day
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