#1
I chipped in with my brother and got her a little decoration with a poem on it, and a card that sings Kokomo.

You?
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#3
Nothing.

Sh*t....
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#6
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Wait....wasnt that like a month or so ago?

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#7
A new digital camera, some shoes, cards, flowers.
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#8
I didn't even know that it was this weekend until my dad told me earlier today.

I got her nothing.
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#9
what the hell why do he US have a different Mothers day.
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#13
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#14
in uk that was a month ago, i got my mum a card, it was really hard getting the motivation to get the card, but i was seeing my mate so i decided to get it then
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#15
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what the hell why do he US have a different Mothers day.


Its not just the US, its the majority of countries in the world. According to wikipedia:

Anguilla, Aruba, Australia, Austria, Bahamas, Bangladesh, Barbados, Belgium, Belize, Bermuda, Bonaire, Brazil, Brunei, Bulgaria, Canada, Chile, Colombia, Croatia, Cuba, Curaçao, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Ecuador, Estonia, Finland, Germany, Ghana, Greece, Grenada, Honduras, Iceland, India, Italy, Jamaica, Japan, Latvia*, Malta, Malaysia, Myanmar, The Netherlands, New Zealand, Pakistan, Peru, Philippines, Puerto Rico, Slovakia, South Africa, St. Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Suriname, Switzerland, Trinidad and Tobago, Turkey, Ukraine, United States, Uruguay, Venezuela and Zimbabwe

Have mother's day all fall on the 2nd sunday in May.
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#16
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what the hell why do he US have a different Mothers day.


question would be, why the hell do you have a different mothers day than the US!
#17
Im just about to go to the mall. its tomorrow so i have time. i will give it to her in the morning tomorrow...but my dad got her a laptop lol
#21
She just reminded me its tomorrow :| I just casually said "well ya where do you wanna go for lunch?" is it bad just to take her out for a meal and not buy something else?
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#22
The dirty dancing soundtrack.

how... innovative.
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#23
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Jesus christ.... i nearly went into cardiac arrest there...
#24
She wanted an apron. So I got it for her.
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#25
Can't remember (I live in the UK), but I do remember going out with a guy I sort of like to see Turisas
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#26
/in before dick in a box
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#27
Quote by pyerreives
question would be, why the hell do you have a different mothers day than the US!
The English tradition of Mothering Sunday pre-dates your country.
#28
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The English tradition of Mothering Sunday pre-dates your country.



Not to single you out, but I hate the way alot of Brits get a glimmer in their eye when they get to tell someone who doesn't know any better that their country _______ the US/Canada/wherever. It's like...well, did you personally sail over and colonize my family yourself too bud? But yeah anyways, is going for lunch enough for a mother's day gift?!?
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the lesson complete, now the child has needs.