Poll: Where You Breastfed as a Baby?
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View poll results: Where You Breastfed as a Baby?
Yes, and I really like breasts
65 67%
Yes, and I'm not that into them
3 3%
No, and I really like them
12 12%
No, and I'm not that into them
3 3%
I don't know, but I really like them
13 13%
I don't know, but I'm not that into them
1 1%
Voters: 97.
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#1
So I was having a discussion with a friend of mine yesterday, and she was saying that the only reason guys were interested in girls' boobs was because they were breastfed as a baby. A couple of people there agreed and disagreed.

I'm not sure I believe the theory, but I thought this was the place to find enough creepy people and find out.

Where you breastfed as a baby? Are you still currently being breastfed (I wouldn't be entirely surprised, considering some of the posts here)?


Poll will be up shortly.

Edit: Damn, meant "were" not "where"
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#6
I believe males are interested in breasts because it signifies a healthy mother for their child.

Or something like that
#8
Yes, but I was weened at an early age, which accounts for my size/ect.

However, men think of breasts in a sexual sense, not in the sense that "Hey, I can get nutrition form these". Therefore, I don't really think that's where our love of breasts came from.
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#9
That's not the reason. I think I remember it being because large ones are likely to produce healthy children. It's all genetics.
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"Hey mom...did I ever suck on your tits?"

Not as awkward as asking you dad, at least.
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#14
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Yes, but I was weened at an early age, which accounts for my size/ect.

However, men think of breasts in a sexual sense, not in the sense that "Hey, I can get nutrition form these". Therefore, I don't really think that's where our love of breasts came from.

Yeah, but her argument was that men subconsciously associate them with positive emotions.
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#15
yes. my four younger siblings were all also born in my living room and delivered by a midwife or some gay BS like that.
#17
The reason guys like boobs if purely evolutionary. A good pair of breasts helps to ensure a healthy child, therefore the guys who found boobs attractive were more likely to have kids who survived past infancy. Therefore the genes and factors that made that guy like boobs were likely to be passed onto his kids making their kids in turn more likely to survive.
#18
Yes, but I'm not really sure what to answer. There's no 'breasts are kinda ok looking' answer
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#20
Are there any heterosexual men who DON'T like breasts?

The "not into them" votes probably came from chicks.
#22
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That's not the reason. I think I remember it being because large ones are likely to produce healthy children. It's all genetics.

Nope, don't think so. Even really really really small breasts would suffice to feed a child. The tits of a 13-year old, for example. So large breasts are a waste of protein and a fat, meaning they are more of an disadvantage for women.

As far as I know, it's the shape. My biology teacher told me that it's all about round things. That's why we like butts, too. But because people walk on their feet, we don't pay too much attention to the rear anymore - it's too far down. Boobies are up high, where we notice them easily, so evolution lead to large boobs.

I know this sounds stupid, but it's the only answer I have. I'm sorry I can't phrase it better, not being a native speaker and all.
#23
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Yes, but I'm not really sure what to answer. There's no 'breasts are kinda ok looking' answer

Yeah, I wasn't sure if I actually needed an extra option for girls.

The poll still works either way, I think.
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How the hell am i supposed to remember!?

Should i just go up to my mom and say "Mom did i suck on your tits when i was a baby?"

No. No no no no no no no.

Bad topic for discussion here.

Well, unless you live in a very uptight home, it's the kind of thing which should have come up at least once in your life.

And luckily for me, I doubt anyone cares whether you approve of this topic.
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#24
i can't remember, but probably. This poll seems kinda.. weird. "and i really like them" is as if you're saying you really like your mum's...
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#25
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So all the girls that were breastfed are lesbians, or like manboobs?

I am bisexual, but I unfortunately have Uma Thurman to blame for that

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Yeah, I wasn't sure if I actually needed an extra option for girls.

Nah because you can assume that straight girls would pick the lesser option, and homosexually orientated girls would pick the 'yay boobs' option.

Though ermm I didn't... hmmm
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#26
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The "not into them" votes probably came from chicks.
Guys who prefer asses, and girls are both covered in that option.

Though heterosexual girls can appreciate them too.
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i can't remember, but probably. This poll seems kinda.. weird. "and i really like them" is as if you're saying you really like your mum's...

I said "breasts" in the first option and didn't think it was necessary to retype it every time.
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Nah because you can assume that straight girls would pick the lesser option, and homosexually orientated girls would pick the 'yay boobs' option.

Though ermm I didn't... hmmm

Also, how much they liked their own would affect their decision.
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#27
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Guys who prefer asses, and girls are both covered in that option.

I'm an ass man myself... wait what?

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Also, how much they liked their own would affect their decision.

Ahhh yes, very good point.
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#28
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Nope, don't think so. Even really really really small breasts would suffice to feed a child. The tits of a 13-year old, for example. So large breasts are a waste of protein and a fat, meaning they are more of an disadvantage for women.

As far as I know, it's the shape. My biology teacher told me that it's all about round things. That's why we like butts, too. But because people walk on their feet, we don't pay too much attention to the rear anymore - it's too far down. Boobies are up high, where we notice them easily, so evolution lead to large boobs.

I know this sounds stupid, but it's the only answer I have. I'm sorry I can't phrase it better, not being a native speaker and all.

+1

this is just sound reasoning: men are lazy, therefore boobs get all the attention because we don't have to look as far down.
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#30
I wasent, but of course i like the brests!

I reckon its just because us males dont have em, but that still dosent explain why females also like them.
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#31
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I didn't get to eat breasts as a baby.

Damn. I laughed.
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#34
Yes I did, but I don't think thats anything to do with it. It's something to do with which will provide most nutrition for your child, or something along those lines anyway. I'm not particularly bothered, they're still nice; well...most of them...
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#36
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Who isnt into boobs....

Muslim extremists?
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#37
I voted the top one, altho im pretty sure id stll like to fondle boobies even if i wasnt breast fed...
#38
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The reason guys like boobs if purely evolutionary. A good pair of breasts helps to ensure a healthy child, therefore the guys who found boobs attractive were more likely to have kids who survived past infancy. Therefore the genes and factors that made that guy like boobs were likely to be passed onto his kids making their kids in turn more likely to survive.



Pffft... I knew that.
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