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OK, so it's a nice night over here in the UK, so i was sat in the garden with my guitar, and out of the blue, a few of theses bugs (beetles?) came flying at the window, they're pretty big tbh, about 2 or 3 inches long.

So does anyone know wtf they are:
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(Upside down Lol)

So as i said, they're pretty big and they can fly, there wingspan is just over the length of theor body if that helps. I've tried googling it but have not been sure what exactly to search and havent found one that looks similar. Cheers for any help.
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#3
its pure AIDS in beetle form.
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Possibly One

But where else do i ask??
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#8
That's just a cockroach isn't it? It has been rather hot lately.

Although I think your imperial measurements are a bit off, three inches is almost the width of a CD.
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#9
It's just a brown beetle. But eugh you have me go all shivery showing me those ugly things
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#12
Beetle or Cockroach
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#16
they r locusts and god is punishing you for your constant fapping.

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well theyr not locusts but ur still being punished.
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#19
YAY, i found out what it is...for anyone who cares

Its a cockchafer...lol (also called may bug)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockchafer
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That's just a cockroach isn't it? It has been rather hot lately.

Although I think your imperial measurements are a bit off, three inches is almost the width of a CD.
I don't think cockroaches can fly.

I'm pretty sure they'd have taken over the world if they could.
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I don't think cockroaches can fly.

I'm pretty sure they'd have taken over the world if they could.


They can.
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cheers for all the answers guys.
All sorted now yay
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#31
Looks like a June Bug, there are loads of em where I live (Texas).

They don't bite or anything, and I think 80% of them might be autistic, they have to be the most stupid insects I've ever seen. Just sit outside and watch one of em try and land on a wall, have a head on collision with it, land on its back, and try to get up. Hilarious.
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cheers for all the answers guys.
All sorted now yay


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#35
those are june bugs. we have them all around here in wisconsin
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#36
...that thing's in Britain?

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she wants your money, throw money at it

Yes, because jews can transform into cockroaches, according to Borat.


Wait... is Heather Mills a Jew? She's famous, and famous people are either Scientologists or Kaballahist(or whatever) and Kaballah is a Jewish thing, so there's a 50/50 chance she's a Jew.
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I don't think cockroaches can fly.

I'm pretty sure they'd have taken over the world if they could.


**** yes they can! I have seen them, my god have I seen them! *shudders*

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#40
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YAY, i found out what it is...for anyone who cares

Its a ****chafer...lol (also called may bug)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockchafer

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