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#1
The story:

Well i was spending the day with my girlfriend, parents away. She got a taxi to the nearest bus stop to get home. Taxi was late and she missed her bus. Her mum being the freak out case.. i had to find someway of getting her home

My folks were 20miles away at my uncles staying for the night, left the car and the keys. In desperation i took the car picked her up and drove her home (another 20miles away) Im 16 by the way. drove absolutely fine, i stalled at a traffic light and accidently drove through it.. The cops were behind me...

I got pulled over, arrested, taken home, parents were informed, I now have to go to court on the 21st of may for stealing a car, having no license and no insurence

whata F+cking great night !
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#5
couldn't her mum have picked her up?

EDIT: or a taxi all the way to her house?

your an idiot, sorry, there were just so many options
#9
Should phoned yer maw. You don't drive without a license, no matter how canny you think you are wi a car.
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#11
so thats what happens when you steal a car... ive always wondered.
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#12
ouch, kudos on driving a manual though
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#14
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Well thats not good then, couldn't you have got another taxi or something?


didn't have the money costs 25 pounds for a taxi.. she told her mum she was on her way home too.. her mum is a big freakout case !
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fill it with used condoms and a note that says

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-Kurt"
#16
Apparently her moms a freakout case.
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#17
I guess you'll never be wearing those underpants again....
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#18
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didn't have the money costs 25 pounds for a taxi.. she told her mum she was on her way home too.. her mum is a big freakout case !


couldnt her mum have paid for it when she got home or couldnt you have gone to a bank or payed the taxi driver with a blow job or something
#20
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I guess you'll never be wearing those underpants again....


after seeing the blue lights flash behind me... no i won't
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#21
did you at least get to do her before?


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#22
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lol......that cheered me up...after being in tears reading the story.

Sorry dude...it sounds kinda unlucky.. but the law is the law.
#23
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lol......that cheered me up...after being in tears reading the story.

Sorry dude...it sounds kinda unlucky.. but the law is the law.


unlucky is right.. wrong place.. wrong time
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fill it with used condoms and a note that says

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-Kurt"
#24
and her mom wouldn't freak out knowing you'd driven her home without a license or insurance?
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#27
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unlucky is right.. wrong place.. wrong time


yes but its illegal so its unlucky and actually correct.

Imagine if he ran someone over and injure or killed them ?
#29
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yes but its illegal so its unlucky and actually correct.

Imagine if he ran someone over and injure or killed them ?


I know was wrong.. im a good driver.. just not legaly
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fill it with used condoms and a note that says

"Last night was amazing. I love you.

-Kurt"
#30
Wow. She really better put out for the amount of trouble you got in. That's if the parents leave you alone anymore. What a Dolt. That's a Seven on the Dumb-****-O-Meter.
#31
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ouch, kudos on driving a manual though


Didn't he stall it though?
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#33
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That's what I heard.
Your mom is a freakout case! I mean, that's what she said!

Two lame cliches at once. Rock on.
#34
Wait, you're getting charged for stealing your parents car? Are they pressing charges?
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#35
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I know was wrong.. im a good driver.. just not legaly



same lol..

maybe your crazy and stupid...or you just have balls to go for a spin.

Was it like a superbad scene when the cop asked you "is this your pimp mobile" ?
#36
if you stalled at the light, howd you go through it? that doesnt make sense. . . when i first started driving my car i stalled that bitch like 9000 times and never got pulled over, just honked at, and the occasional finger. . .
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#37
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Your mom is a freakout case! I mean, that's what she said!

Two lame cliches at once. Rock on.

Kudos, good sir.

/sigh.
#39
Come on tell us why you really got arrested.

Is it because the UG Nazi Police were out and heard you playing 'Rick Astley-Never Gonna Give You Up' so they arrested you for being funny lol ?
#40
what do you think is worse
i got arrested for shooting a bb gun on public property
now i have a court date on the 27th
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