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Quote by MastaBassist10
A dildo

damn you beat me
Call me the rap assassinator. Rhymes rugged and built like Schwarzenegger
Bands to see before I die:
Iron Maiden
Foo Fighters
Reel Big Fish
Streetlight Manifesto

Epi LP Standard
Washburn Strat
Line 6 Spider (Yes, I know it's bad)

Ibanez RG3570Z
Digitech Whammy
Sex toys?

Oh, and nude pics of you. Farm animals optional.
I was an Internet Witness in the mike.h Murder Case.
Quote by Pauldapro
this man is right. everything he says is right. so, stop killing people and get therapy ffs
give her aids
Yea that's right, I want something to explode

I've been deaf, now I want noise

I think a pic of your dad having an affair would be pretty bad.

Fender Strat
Alexi Laiho ESP

Quote by Doolittle
one time i masturbated into a pumpkins. needless to say

Follower of the UG Faith, PM me to join!
dick in a box?
Quote by drunkinkoala
you can be jesus.

Quote by Wesseem
most useless response i think i have ever seen on any forum ever.

Quote by Turkeyburger

Dick in a box
Quote by SmElLy KiD
That is priceless man, you might be my new idol.

TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

We're ticking away, the moments that make up the dull days
Some condoms. Say you guessed the correct size for your dad by trying them out on yourself. Add in a low voice that you used photos of her naked to get yourself hard.
I gave my mother a "Stop Smoking" book that worked for a friend of mine and his mom.
She didn't even read half of it .

A personalized tombstone with the date of death being that day.
Schecter Loomis
LTD Horizon
Ibanez RGA121
Marshall DSL100
Peavey 5150

Quote by emagdnimasisiht
This is the funniest thing i've ever read on UG.
lespaulrocks39, you sir are awesome.
Quote by Triquad
I think a pic of your dad having an affair would be pretty bad.

You sir have a sure WIN

Quote by Birdy266
Otherkid your a genius

Silence is Golden But Duck Tape Is Silver

cream fanclub member 2

The Rabbi of Zeppelinism

Member #2 of the Red Sox Fanclub. PM Gibson06 to join.

Cannibal Corpse CD. It had to be said .
Quote by aradine
i wish i got disowned by my grandparents so i could stay home tommorow and fap.

Ibanez RG350EX

Vox Valvetronix 30
a fathers day card
signatures suck...
Quote by Aramis
Because I don't rock like Jack.
Quote by MastaBassist10
A dildo

DAMN IT! You beat everybody. I was gonna say a 16 inch dildo.

Sex would be a bad one too. I would not give my mom sex for mother's day.

Oh, also the old "Dick in a pizza" trick. Yeah....
Quote by Diet_coke_head
I love taking a nice dip of some horse shit, so good.
a dead lois??
Quote by Drmckool
without having read this thread and just seeing the title since i've been not on the forum for a month i'm just going to say

"why can't we be friends"
Quote by dio_dude
a severed cat's head stuffed with a penis.

Quote by Trefellin
You know a music scene is fucked up when it becomes difficult to keep track of who killed who, who committed suicide and who alledgedly engaged in cannibalism.

Quote by bazz_aaron
a dead lois??

I'll believe in anything and you'll believe in anything.
how bout a FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote by dullsilver_mike
I wouldn't be friends with him after that whole text messege thing... not because he's a a cheater but because he's a text-messeger
Quote by keithmoon15
a live grenade. when you hand it to her remove the pin


This guy is a ****ing genius.
but it aint house music that makes me want to dance.
her virginity.
Founder of the Mike.h murder case group
Mike.h murder case
This day will go down in Lulzfamy.

Quote by Audio™
The Pit can't even solve what they want for lunch let alone how to save the world.
lesbian porn mag/movie(or if you're mom is a lesbian, give me your number and i'll come in with a video camera and we can make some money off of your mom)
The greatest irony you will face is the fact that we wake up to live in a nightmare
well played sir, well played
If Canadia wasn't a real place then where would Canadians come from?

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