#1
I'm lacking inspiration coming up with a mother's day card idea, which is why I created this thread. Would anyone care to share any Mother's Day card ideas, please?
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
#2
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're an awesome mother
And I love you.

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I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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Last edited by TooFast at May 11, 2008,
#4
...what?
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
Quote by Firenze


Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



www.myspace.com/tarsusmusic
#5
Mother dearest,

Many thanks for getting knocked up all those years ago, allowing my existence so I can enjoy the wonders of guitar and masturbation.

-Your loving son, yournamehere
kill all humans
#7
Quote by srv_king
**** you, dyke fagg0t
love your son


Humor attempt: failed.

Just put what you think/how you feel about her in the card.
#8
Well my mom is kicking me out of the house.

So mine will be "**** you."

That is all. xD
#9
Thanks for helping pay for college... although you haven't paid for anything and have left it up my scholarship and my loans... stop complaining... im drunk... should i get drunk at brunch with my girlfriend ad her mom tomorrow? i think so
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#11
i need help as well ... last year i drew a circle and wrote happy mothers day in it... or maybe happy mothers day was somewhere else but she was not to happy about the lack of effort.
#12
Quote by TooFast
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're an awesome mother
And I love you.


Why, that's fantastic! We should all make cards saying that!
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
Quote by Firenze


Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



www.myspace.com/tarsusmusic
#13
Quote by Flying Couch
Outside: "It's Mother's Day! I made you a card!"

Inside: "This is the inside of it!"

Done.
except I added a thoughtful little phrase on the back of it...
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.