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#7
I broke a condom, does that make me a porn star?
Quote by nebraskan
Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#9
Quote by ldl67
No, picks are easy to accidentally break...

not all of em are...
i use 2.0mm picks..
i can't even bend em worth a crap
but i love mine to death
Quote by Zugunruhe
"sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will violate me sexually."
#11
I just used 1 pick too much . I broke it playing some awesome chord combinations like GDA GDC AmCDG(those are the only ones I know).
M U S E
#12
Quote by Avedas
I've never broken a pick. I use Jazz III's.

You people are worse than the people who tell people to "buy a mac" whenever they have a problem..
sup?
#13
holy crap! 2mm? thats just sick! i'm using dunlop tortex .5mm now and they're a bit too think imo... i'd prefer ernie ball thins (believe they're thinner) but i cant get those around here anymore...
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#14
Quote by ldl67
You people are worse than the people who tell people to "buy a mac" whenever they have a problem..


Haha it sounds like that, doesn't it?

I only use one because JP uses them. And I also love them.

PS I hate Macs.
#15
Quote by Avedas
I've never broken a pick. I use Jazz III's.

+1
the first time i broke a pick was a fender medium, and since then i've used jazz III's. never broken one yet.
#16
Someone alert the media.

You're not a real guitarist until you try to melt one and then see what happens.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

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#17
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Someone alert the media.

You're not a real guitarist until you try to melt one and then see what happens.


They melt when I play too fast.
#18
You're not a real guitarist until you set your ****ty Squier on fire while playing a shred solo on stage.

Seriously, if you spray it with ax, it will stay on fire quite good, though you'll only have like three seconds before the strings melt.

Do it, it's fun.
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#19
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Someone alert the media.

You're not a real guitarist until you try to melt one and then see what happens.


I've done that before. It's kind of fun.
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I saw Pantera live once, Dime changed into a body bag right there on stage.


#20
Depends, did you break it by epic face-melting shredding or did you just break it playing the smoke on the water riff?
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#21
Quote by joshua029
holy crap! 2mm? thats just sick! i'm using dunlop tortex .5mm now and they're a bit too think imo... i'd prefer ernie ball thins (believe they're thinner) but i cant get those around here anymore...


yeah i said it i play with a 2mm pick
actually i own a 3.5mm pick i just dont use it that often
i HATE thin/medium picks because when i strum they bend and i get bad notes from it
thus i use heavy picks i can't bend em, keeps a solid riffage way though..
plus its like lifting weights if you lift a heavier weight and get really good with it
if you go to a lighter weight, you'll be even better

but yeah...
i LOVE my 2mm picks
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"sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will violate me sexually."
#22
i broke one in the middle of a guitar battle with the devil
Quote by andy331

and i used to hump everything in sight and i had fake sex with my styuffed animals and pretended they were the pink power ranger!
#23
Quote by kurt_cobain9
I've done that before. It's kind of fun.

It took me by surprise, I was sitting here trying to melt one and it starts sparking and stuff. It sparked my interest in playing with fire.. If you put a flame next to semen, it makes the fire go out..
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#24
Quote by NutZz?
I broke a condom, does that make me a porn star?


No, that makes you a father.

and on topic, I've never borken a pick. I have no idea how you people manage to do it.

Also, you can call yourself a guitarist as soon as you own a guitar and act like a douche around other people that own guitars.
<Omri> I love trannys too..
#25
Quote by ldl67
You people are worse than the people who tell people to "buy a mac" whenever they have a problem..

But macs are way more expensive than picks.
#26
Quote by fretsonfire74
But macs are way more expensive than picks.


And picks are customizable if you go to the right company.
#27
Quote by pogo the clown
yeah i said it i play with a 2mm pick
actually i own a 3.5mm pick i just dont use it that often
i HATE thin/medium picks because when i strum they bend and i get bad notes from it
thus i use heavy picks i can't bend em, keeps a solid riffage way though..
plus its like lifting weights if you lift a heavier weight and get really good with it
if you go to a lighter weight, you'll be even better

but yeah...
i LOVE my 2mm picks

Just to further this tangent, yeah i'm a 2mm player too and i had that same sort of weightlifting mentality as i kept using thicker and thicker picks but i don't know, it feels like i'm getting myself into bad habits now so i've tried to move down to 1.5. It's for the best i think
But yeah how the hell anyone plays Trivium, LoG etc. with less than 1.5 i'll never know. There's no control there.
Quote by Nutman69
i think ur gonna get flamed pretty bad.

Gear:
Peavey 5150 Combo
LTD MH-1000 NT
Schecter 007 Elite
Line 6 Pod XT Live
#28
Quote by 123-Trav
Just to further this tangent, yeah i'm a 2mm player too and i had that same sort of weightlifting mentality as i kept using thicker and thicker picks but i don't know, it feels like i'm getting myself into bad habits now so i've tried to move down to 1.5. It's for the best i think
But yeah how the hell anyone plays Trivium, LoG etc. with less than 1.5 i'll never know. There's no control there.


If you started playing some metal you'll see how much your 1.5 helps you. FYI Jazz III's are 1.38mm
#29
Quote by 123-Trav
Just to further this tangent, yeah i'm a 2mm player too and i had that same sort of weightlifting mentality as i kept using thicker and thicker picks but i don't know, it feels like i'm getting myself into bad habits now so i've tried to move down to 1.5. It's for the best i think
But yeah how the hell anyone plays Trivium, LoG etc. with less than 1.5 i'll never know. There's no control there.


thick picks are your friend
thin picks break to easily bend to easily and have no control

so..

thin picks

thick picks

inbetween the two
Quote by Zugunruhe
"sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will violate me sexually."
#30
Quote by Avedas
I've never broken a pick. I use Jazz III's.

+1
..is a girl
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WAT
How about just send a ship at the speed up light directly to the sun, and the gravity will pull it towards the sun, thus speeding it over the speed of light.

#31
Quote by Avedas
I've never broken a pick. I use Jazz III's.

If you ever break one of those, register yourself as a body-builder.

I have actually broken a couple of the Fender Celluloid heavy picks I used to use on my electric (now use for acoustic). I break strings more than anything.

And no, learn to play guitar and join a band, then you are a guitarist.
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I consider myself to be really intelligent and I've gotten into a fight coz this kid thought it was nasty to put sour cream on enchiladas.


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The fact that I went TOO high singing a Darkness song on Singstar


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#32
Quote by Avedas
I've never broken a pick. I use Jazz III's.


Well, you're wrong.

I use Big Stubby picks. I love those things.

Size does matter after all.
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#33
Quote by Colgate Total
Well, you're wrong.

I use Big Stubby picks. I love those things.

Size does matter after all.

Real men use pesos. Not me, I'm talking about Curt Kirkwood.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#34
I break .75 mil picks regularly, but my 2.0 picks are indestructible, just like Keith Richards.

Oh and Jim Dunlop USA picks are my faves.
#35
Quote by Avedas
If you started playing some metal you'll see how much your 1.5 helps you. FYI Jazz III's are 1.38mm

Wait.... what?
Yeah i know those aren't the most metal of bands. You sayin i should use thicker or thinner picks for metal?

EDIT: And I love it when 15 year olds act all sarcastic and superior to me... that's great...
Quote by Nutman69
i think ur gonna get flamed pretty bad.

Gear:
Peavey 5150 Combo
LTD MH-1000 NT
Schecter 007 Elite
Line 6 Pod XT Live
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#36
Quote by jycottonmouth
Am an official guitarist now?


Yes "Am" is an official guitarist. A great one in fact.
However, you my good sir, are not.
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Pshh, Christians rebel against evil.


-Gibson Les Paul Custom -
-Random acoustic guitar that's 36 years old -
-Epiphone Dot Deluxe -
-Gibson Les Paul Studio -
-Epiphone PR200E -
#37
buy a mac
Gear as 2015:
Ibanez PGM401
Music Man JP6 (for sale)
Music Man Axis (for sale)
Fender American Deluxe Stratocaster
Ibanez EW Acoustic Steel string
Crappy Cort Acoustic 12-string
NI Rig Kontrol 3 & Guitar Rig 5
#38
Quote by King Krapp
I break .75 mil picks regularly, but my 2.0 picks are indestructible, just like Keith Richards.

Oh and Jim Dunlop USA picks are my faves.


Same here. Never broken one yet.
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#39
ive only snapped one pick, but it didnt snap all the way to the end so you can still use it, it just has a little split in the middle.
The Elephant asked the Camel , oh why is your breast on your back Camel? To which the Camel replied, Why that is a strange question from someone with their dick on their face!
#40
Quote by Koreanflow
Yes "Am" is an official guitarist. A great one in fact.
However, you my good sir, are not.

No silly 'Am' is a chord not a guitarist... >_> <_<
yup its a sig... yeaaah..
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