#1
I woke up 30 minutes ago, and my whole body is full with crap that is drawn on me :s

I mean wtf
I wasn't that drunk last night.. or was I

and sorry no pics, the cam is broken
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#2
I like your imitator better.
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#6
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I woke up 30 minutes ago, and my whole body is full with crap that is drawn on me :s

I mean wtf
I wasn't that drunk last night.. or was I

and sorry no pics, the cam is broken

ALL over your body? hmm... i dont know about youguys but im going to have to see some evidence
yup its a sig... yeaaah..
#7
You've just been raped!!!
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#9
pics or didnt happen
sauce nao
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#13
If you're asking yourself if you were drunk, you were drunk.
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#16
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I like your imitator better.

I was waiting for that

Don't worry, happens to me all the time. Just scrub it in the shower. It's only hard when it's on your back.
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#17
Where's the Holy Roflcopter?
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#18
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I was waiting for that

Don't worry, happens to me all the time. Just scrub it in the shower. It's only hard when it's on your back.


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#19
Ya you were drinking. You're lucky. They could have shaved off one of your eyebrows.
Hmmm looked in the mirror yet?
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