#5
A new super species will arise.

It will have the power to fight back against polar bears and seal hunters with the mighty cunning of the penguin.
#6
wtf!? this part was especially funny: "adelie penguins sometimes "prostitute" themselves to get stones for nest-building"

rofl
"In peaceful sedation I lay half awake, and all of the panic inside starts to fade. Hopelessly drifting, bathing in