thread is useless without pics.
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lightly tanned skin, big brown eyes, thick dark hair, and curvy =]
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they don't give birth to real men...

wasn't this thread made like 2 months ago?
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not hairy and no mustache and then they're hot!

too bad its hard to find someone that meets the first 2 parts.

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lol, erm some are ok, i prefer jap chicks
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Eh, they're ok. But the real deal is Scottish-Acadian woman they don't get any better than that. Nice and slim, very active, know how to fend for themselves...but only when they need to, they aren't like some sort of valkyrie trying to out do men. And boy oh boy are they ever fun to love(and I don't mean just in bed). Yes, Scottish women rock...acadian women rock...combine the two....ohh yea!

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