Poll: Favourite Top Gear Presenter???
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Clarkson
48 28%
Hammond
28 16%
May
61 35%
Stig
19 11%
Top Gear Dog
17 10%
Voters: 173.
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#1
Who's your favourite Top Gear presenter?

And WTF happened to Top Gear Dog lol?
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#2
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#3
Clarkson FTW.
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#4
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I found it really hard to choose, but I chose James May in the end simply because of his classic quotes, including the tried and tested: "Oh...Cock"
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#6
personally, Hammond. Hes witty and cute, and the most... modern?

Best fashion sense anyway.
#8
Hammond is a pussy.
May is a gibberish-speaking loser.
The Stig isn't actually a presenter.
Clarkson is an egocentric stage hogger.

Definitely Clarkson.
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#10
Clarkson.

But they are all legends.

And Top Gear is on my TV right now. Strange coincidence, or am I in the real life equivalent of the Truman Show? You decide!
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#11
May. Great presenter. Need more May next series.
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#12
hammond
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#14
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Clarkson.

But they are all legends.

And Top Gear is on my TV right now. Strange coincidence, or am I in the real life equivalent of the Truman Show? You decide!



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no
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#15
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Clarkson.

But they are all legends.

And Top Gear is on my TV right now. Strange coincidence, or am I in the real life equivalent of the Truman Show? You decide!



Strange that I'm watching the channel where the Fleabag show is on. Hes watching top gear. Could this be some kind of never ending cycle of freaky sinister coincidences, like a pair of mirrors facing eachother?


You decide!
#17
James!
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#19
I can't decide, really. Clarkson is hilarious, Hammond, while mainly a punchline for jokes from Clarkson, is still hilarious, and you just can't deny James.

It's to touch of a decision. I think, if I HAD to, I would choose James.


Also, while on the topic of Top Gear, what happened to the Cool Wall? I haven't saw it in FOREVER, except in repeats from pre-series 9.
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#20
of the presenters:

1. Clarkson
2. May
3. Hammond


but theyre all great. its just different levels of awesome. thats all.
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#21
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Also, while on the topic of Top Gear, what happened to the Cool Wall? I haven't saw it in FOREVER, except in repeats from pre-series 9.


It got burned down in the warehouse fire a couple of years back.
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#24
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It got burned down in the warehouse fire a couple of years back.


By those bastards from 5th Gear.
#26
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It got burned down in the warehouse fire a couple of years back.

Seriously?

No fucking way. That's horrible.

I miss it.
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#27
Clarkson, followed by stiggy, followed by May with Hammond in last
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#28
Clarkson. Has the best quotes:

'The quintessential German car would have a sat-nav that only goes to Poland.'
'You do not just avoid the Suzuki Wagon R. You avoid it like you would avoid unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite.'
'This is a Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying 'Oh good, I've got syphilis, the best of the sexually transmitted diseases!''
#35
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can't stand clarkson or may. they make me cringe. hammond is boring. in my opinion it's a terrible show though.


You're in an extreme minority. People who hate cars watch this show just for the presenters. I don't hate cars (love driving) but don't obsess over cars and know little about makes of cars etc but this show is brilliant presenting.
#36
Clarkson. But he wouldn't be able to do it without Hammond and May because thats the way he does it, by taking the piss out of them.


And its great.
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#37
Clarkson's a twat.

A funny twat, but a twat.
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