#1
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It didn't seem possible, but apparently Messiah can spam even more now.


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I can see it now. "Dark Thrones and Black People".


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I pretty much wank something small and sleek.

ololololololol


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#4


The name made me laugh before I even clicked on the link

Nokturnal Bacon Throne was epic
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#8
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If you didn't say it was a parody band, I would have thought it was real.

You wouldn't after you saw Nocturnal Bacon Throne
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#10
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How hilarious, another black metal parody, how original.


Glad you have a sense of self accomplishment for finding every single black metal parody out there.

You are liek sooo amazing.
#11
Quote by Psychopathology
How hilarious, another black metal parody, how original.



+1
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I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


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#12
Chick in the Nokturnal Bacon Throne video is hawt.
Get baked, study theory.

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Why are you bringing Cm into this?
#13
Nokturnal Bacon Throne is awesome.

Also, check out Gorgorotten.
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SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

Search for Artefact.
#14
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Nokturnal Bacon Throne is awesome.

Also, check out Gorgorotten.

that's epic
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It didn't seem possible, but apparently Messiah can spam even more now.


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I can see it now. "Dark Thrones and Black People".


Quote by \Powerslave/
I pretty much wank something small and sleek.

ololololololol


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#15
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Chick in the Nokturnal Bacon Throne video is hawt.

If you mean the first "woman" appearence, then

If you mean the second, meh.
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cuz ppl hate how power metal they are cuz they think its "gay" or w.e, which is immature and dirogitory
#16
I read the title and thought... man bands are really scrapping the bottom of the barell for names these days arent they.
Originally Posted by fatdanny
Also, check out Autopsy, the vocalist sounds like hes about to eat your grandmother while f
#17
nokturnal bacon throne is ****ing epic
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#18
Nokturnal Bacon Throne is the grimmest thing I've ever heard.
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#19
Inspiring...
If you see me in the pit, know that I'm only there because the metal forum is moving slowly.
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i think nebarskan is a cool guy, eh wears a nile and doesnt afraid of anything


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#20
hahahahha I love it when hes trying to give candy to the little kid.

and when he JUMPS hella far off the swing.

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