#1
So my AS level exams start tomorrow. I know I haven't revised as much as I should have, and I don't have time to make up for it, and frankly I'm so nervous it physically hurts. I know it's partly my fault but that's not the point. Other than playing guitar, what do you do to help you chill?

tl;dr - How do you chill out?
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#3
Get your woman to give you a massage....or your friend that just so happens to be a girl. Trust me, this is amazing.

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#8
I put on a David Bowie album, and just listen to his voice and lyrics.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

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#12
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Cut off your hands.

No more writing exams for you!


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#13
Put on a Pink Floyd album. Hmm... Wish You Were Here or Meddle.
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#15
Tell yourself that your situation is hilarious and have a positive mind. Works for me
#17
Weed, Sex, Jerk off, Booze, Porn, Grand Theft Auto..

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#18
It depends. If I am just tired I will ask my girl for a massage or for her to scratch my back and neck while I lay down. If I am stressed out I'll have a cig or get drunk as ****. If I am just bored or feeling down I'll smoke a couple bowls with friends and go to the beach.
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#19
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Tell yourself that your situation is hilarious and have a positive mind. Works for me

I think that is an awesome approach. I also like the idea of drinking coffee and listening to Meddle, so do all three TS
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#20
The thing is with drinking coffee/booze/druggying is that I need an early night and need to feel ace tomorrow morning for a 9am exam. But the rest seem pretty good

And whoever suggested Jack Johnson is a God, it's working already!
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#21
What I'm doing right now. Laughing at you. 'Tis very relaxing indeed.
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#22
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What I'm doing right now. Laughing at you. 'Tis very relaxing indeed.

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#24
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Well aren't you just big and clever...

I'm sorry dude. That was supposed to say "you all". My bad I wasn't trying to poke at you. I come to the pit to get my daily dose of absurdity from everybody.
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#25
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I'm soory dude. That was supposed to say "you all". My bad I wasn't trying to poke at you. I come to the pit to get my daily dose of absurdity from everybody.

Don't we all? S'all good.
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#26
Think yourself lucky, my AS exams started last friday.
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#27
Kill people.
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#28
Two words: Camel. Wides.
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#29
1. Buy gun.
2. Bring it to school.
3. ?????
4. Profit
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#31
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