#3
"When All Else Fails, We Can Whip The Horse's Eyes, And Make Them Sleep, And Cry"

- Jim Morrison

Edit: Also, Win^
Quote by Teh Forest King
A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#4
"I've been going to shopping malls since I was on General Hospital. " - Richard Simmons
#8
"English MotherFackuh: DO YOU SPEAK IT?"
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Quote by ratmblink123
Good for you. Have a cookie.


But really... there's no cookie. And if there was, you wouldn't get one.
#11
"If it Bleeds, We can Kill It."

-my governor.

*swells with pride*
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#12
"I've had it with these motherf1cking snakes on this motherf1cking plane!"
- S.J.
#13
Search bar only applies if its been done a billion times. So far Ive only seen one, and it wasnt even on the first page when i searched "quotes"
#14
Quote by zeppelinfreak51
Search bar only applies if its been done a billion times. So far Ive only seen one, and it wasnt even on the first page when i searched "quotes"

Search bar applies when there was a thread on the subject last night
#18
"Whose the faggot with the tuba"
-Taurettes Guy
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#20
Quote by Moose45
"Whose the faggot with the tuba"
-Taurettes Guy



I prefer the one in my sig but to each his own ....


p.s. your spelling sucks....
#21
Why would you bother posting in a thread to make a lame ass search bar joke? This is directed to all retards who find humor in posting search bar jokes.

Anywho, "common sense is not so common"

- I don't remember

"Childhood is short, maturity is forever"
- Bill Watterson