#1
Well i just saw the "in my pants" thread and it reminded me of something my gym teacher told me, he said you can add "in bed" to the end of fortune cookie sayings and they almost always end up funny, i dont have any fortune cookies but for anybody that does, post em!( with "in bed" at the end of course)
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#2
"New adventures await you. In my pants."
LMFAO!
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#5
I think almost any sentence becomes funny if you add "in bed" or "in your pants" to the end of it.

I'm sorry, I ran over your dog last night, IN YOUR PANTS!!!
#7
I've been doing this for like 2 years...


My best one yet was one saying "Today it's time to let others take charge... in bed"
#8
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I think almost any sentence becomes funny if you add "in bed" or "in your pants" to the end of it.

I'm sorry, I ran over your dog last night, IN YOUR PANTS!!!


ha i got a lolz outa that
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#10
the greatest achievements are the others say you can not achieve...in bed