#1
Anyone ever get that feeling when you're pissing and when you're about finished, it hurts pretty goddamn bad and you have trouble finishing whats left?

Yeah I'm still in pain and a bit freaked out. It's only happened like twice before, with months inbetween.

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#3
Sounds like Gonorrhea.
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#4
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start washing your hands before wanking.


Is that sarcasm or a serious reply?

I would have expected the problem to lie within the amount of water i drink or something. I've already taken a vow to drink alot more water.
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#6
Quote by AuroraBorealis
Serious problem like kidney stones? Or have you recently stuck Mr Willy somewhere not very nice?


Unless you get an STD from wanking xD

Kidney stones is a possibility... ****. Water!!
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#7
Drink lots of water, and I'm pretty sure it won't happen anymore.
#8
keep soap away from your johnson, not meaning don't wash it just don't get to intense with it, serious pain occurs after that, long story short don't wank with it.
Pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the f***ing car.
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#9
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Is that sarcasm or a serious reply?

I would have expected the problem to lie within the amount of water i drink or something. I've already taken a vow to drink alot more water.

Little of both.

I always clean up before doing the deed... fried chicken + fapping probably doesn't have the best results...
#11
Everytime I go Motocrossing, it hurts for about a day or day and a half after while attempting to piss, it drives me insane and I don't know what it is .
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#12
Thanks for the replies guys, made me feel better. I was freakin' out.

Yeah, after some research, it all makes sense to me.

I'm 18 and 120lbs and eat alot of protein and sodium because I'm trying to buff up. I also drink alot of energy drinks and coke when working out. Those factors are all listen on wikipedia to contribute to minor kidney stones, and small ones like grains of sand (which I could have sworn i saw in the bowl last time i had this) are common in weak digestive systems.

I'm gonna drink more water, that will solve the problem... i hope.

DRINK WATER GUYS. That pain was ridiculous.
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#13
Quote by rockinsk8r91
keep soap away from your johnson, not meaning don't wash it just don't get to intense with it, serious pain occurs after that, long story short don't wank with it.


Johnson and Johnson. Nice.

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#15
Quote by hug a llama
Anyone ever shiver while peeing?


No, thats a new one....

but I enjoy making splashing noises.
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#16
Quote by SlinkyBlue
Thanks for the replies guys, made me feel better. I was freakin' out.

Yeah, after some research, it all makes sense to me.

I'm 18 and 120lbs and eat alot of protein and sodium because I'm trying to buff up. I also drink alot of energy drinks and coke when working out. Those factors are all listen on wikipedia to contribute to minor kidney stones, and small ones like grains of sand (which I could have sworn i saw in the bowl last time i had this) are common in weak digestive systems.

I'm gonna drink more water, that will solve the problem... i hope.

DRINK WATER GUYS. That pain was ridiculous.


Not to be crude but is there blood?

120lbs?? Unless you are uncommonly short i'd say you were malnutritioned/very underweight dude.
#17
I'm 18 and I weigh about 120 lbs. I'm about 5"7' or so.
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#18
I have a challenge for all of you...

Intentionally get a boner and try pissing into the toilet without spilling over the sides.
#19
Quote by hug a llama
I have a challenge for all of you...

Intentionally get a boner and try pissing into the toilet without spilling over the sides.


truly challenging, that should be on ninja warrior or something to that nature.
Pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the f***ing car.
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#20
It's quite common for it to sting
Getting soap down the urethra? That's happened to me
Also if you have semen left in there it can sting.
#21
Quote by rockinsk8r91
truly challenging, that should be on ninja warrior or something to that nature.

Psh. It's pretty easy to do when it hangs in the bowl.


Or is too small to move a lot, thus making it easy to shoot a straight line
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I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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#22
Quote by AuroraBorealis
Not to be crude but is there blood?

120lbs?? Unless you are uncommonly short i'd say you were malnutritioned/very underweight dude.


No blood, never pissed blood, thank god.

I'm 5'11' 120lbs. I'm pretty lanky.

I'm not malnutritioned, I generally eat pretty healthy, like I said before I try to eat alot of meat and protein and try to get heavier but no matter what I never gain weight.

I don't eat like a pig either, I'm not one of those eat-all-you-can people.
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#23
Quote by hug a llama
Anyone ever shiver while peeing?

My biology tutor told me that was down to it causing your body temperature to decrease very rapidly, even if it is a minute difference.
#24
Oh and about the boner and piss...

I've done it before, haha I avoid it though. I have to bend down at like a 45-60 degree angle to get it to hit the bowl.

EDIT: If I posted a thread "How big is your wee-wee?" Do you think it would get deleted?
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#25
Quote by TooFast
Psh. It's pretty easy to do when it hangs in the bowl.


Or is too small to move a lot, thus making it easy to shoot a straight line


ouch, true pwnage, i bow to you for insulting my weak manhood.
Pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the f***ing car.
I love pulp...
Someone told me there's a girl out there
With love in her eyes and flowers in her hair...

I will find this girl.

#26
post the thread it's only right
Pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the f***ing car.
I love pulp...
Someone told me there's a girl out there
With love in her eyes and flowers in her hair...

I will find this girl.

#27
Quote by SlinkyBlue
Oh and about the boner and piss...

I've done it before, haha I avoid it though. I have to bend down at like a 45-60 degree angle to get it to hit the bowl.

EDIT: If I posted a thread "How big is your wee-wee?" Do you think it would get deleted?

Not if you include a poll
#29
Quote by SlinkyBlue
I'm 18 and 120lbs.

Well there's your problem right there. You're too goddamn skinny. 120lbs? I was about 165 when I was 18, and I've even been fat, or extremely tall. Being skinny can harm your metabolism, because more muscle mass means a more efficient metabolism. The less bulk you carry over your whole body, the slower your digestive system works, which is why scrawny little terds get a big stomach after eating a small hamburger.

And if you want to buff up, eat lots (but eat good quality food), and keep your body consistently under strain in way that wont f*ck your joints, back, etc. Don't work out REALLY hard then do nothing for 6 hours, otherwise your body wont get used to being in "strength mode" and will slack off. All that energy drink sh*t isn't going to help you build muscles, regardless of what the commercials say.
#30
Quote by SlinkyBlue
Oh and about the boner and piss...

I've done it before, haha I avoid it though. I have to bend down at like a 45-60 degree angle to get it to hit the bowl.

EDIT: If I posted a thread "How big is your wee-wee?" Do you think it would get deleted?
Mods don't delete threads, they lock them.


... and yeah, it would probably get locked.
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#31
Quote by hug a llama
I have a challenge for all of you...

Intentionally get a boner and try pissing into the toilet without spilling over the sides.


Dude, I hate when that happens. I have to stiff arm the McGerkin to avoid splashing the seat.
#32
Quote by SlinkyBlue
No blood, never pissed blood, thank god.

I'm 5'11' 120lbs. I'm pretty lanky.

I'm not malnutritioned, I generally eat pretty healthy, like I said before I try to eat alot of meat and protein and try to get heavier but no matter what I never gain weight.

I don't eat like a pig either, I'm not one of those eat-all-you-can people.


I'm 6'2" and 205Lbs - tall and skinny build. Good luck with the weight-gain but
Have you considered seeing a Doctor about your micturate pain?
#36
I get pleasure when I finish peeing. Like a mini orgasm.

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#37
No aids?! What is this pit!? C'mon!

In all seriousness, it sounds like soap got in their or something.
#39
I don't believe you have a penis. Enjoy your aids.
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