Poll: How big?
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View poll results: How big?
4'' or under
9 5%
4'' to 4.5''
4 2%
4.5'' to 5''
4 2%
5'' to 5.5''
22 12%
5.5'' to 6''
37 20%
6 to 6.5''
33 18%
6.5'' to 7''
29 16%
7'' or up
47 25%
Voters: 185.
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#4
Add 500ft to the actual Eiffel Tower. That's about it.
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#6
let's just say I'm good at cunnilingus for a reason.
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#7
dude...
how immature are you...?
i mean my god...

I'M SPOSED TO BE THE MOST IMMATURE PERSON HERE!
nd sum1 tries to out do me..

wow...
just wow...
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#9
I'm 3 inchs...


FROM THE GROUND!!!!!

But, in all seriousness, 6 3/4'' last time I measured (at peak).
Last edited by Dilweed at May 12, 2008,
#10
Quote by civildp1
let's just say I'm good at cunnilingus for a reason.


lmfao
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#12
like 14...


centimeters
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11/10
you win my good sir

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#13
Quote by Ez0ph
Over 9000!!


+1

seriously, I can't have sex without impaling like 5 people
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#14
Quote by Kid_Thorazine
+1

seriously, I can't have sex without impaling like 5 people

Hello. My name is Inego Montoya. You impaled my father on your penis. Prepare to die.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#16
My penis is about as large as the SEARCHBAR.
How I wish, how I wish
That the world, that the world
Had just one
THROAT
And my fingers were around it


Literature thread
#17
Basically, I can slap Freedom stain with it from here.
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#18
Quote by Von.
My penis is about as large as the SEARCHBAR.


that's original
Quote by steven seagull
There are no boring scales, just boring guitarists.

Quote by convictionless
dude calebrocker, that first song on your list almost made me cry
11/10
you win my good sir

^ My For Mom cover

Check out my MP3s!!
#19
Quote by Von.
My penis is about as large as the SEARCHBAR.
That's about an inch and a half on my screen.

Did you really think that was a clever thing to say?
#20
Quote by freedoms_stain
*looks at poll results*

lulz, you are all such dirty small-penis having liars!


+1

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Sanitarium, just leave me alone"



#23
Lulz at the 4" and under. :p

bunch of liars
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Quote by PaperStSoapCo
I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

Quote by JoelTheShredder
i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#24
Ordinarily, I feel pretty satisfied when I watch porn and see that I'm as big, if not bigger than the males in there. But I was watching one called, "African Delight" the other day, and my self esteem hasn't been the same since then.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#25
Quote by freedoms_stain
That's about an inch and a half on my screen.

Did you really think that was a clever thing to say?


Not clever, but is it really clever to make a thread that has been created many times before in order to inflate egos?
How I wish, how I wish
That the world, that the world
Had just one
THROAT
And my fingers were around it


Literature thread
#27
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Ordinarily, I feel pretty satisfied when I watch porn and see that I'm as big, if not bigger than the males in there. But I was watching one called, "African Delight" the other day, and my self esteem hasn't been the same since then.




Black guys in porn make me feel inadequate.

#28
Quote by HelpTravesty
Big enough so that I call it a penis, not a wee-wee.


+1
#29
Quote by Von.
Not clever, but is it really clever to make a thread that has been created many times before in order to inflate egos?
Yeah, but it's been a while.

It's time to break out the measuring tapes, or in some cases, micrometers, and shift the decimal point in a creative manner.
#30
Quote by InvaderTSN

Black guys in porn make me feel inadequate.



Basically every guy in porn does, atleast 85% of the time the guys on there are bigger than me
Quote by Shea Donoghue


Then, about two minutes later of just plowing, I can feel it coming. She's still moaning and rolling back, and then I pull out. I grab her by her hair, pull her head up, and yell out:
"BOOM, HEADSHOT!"
#31
Quote by InvaderTSN


Black guys in porn make me feel inadequate.


It looked almost exactly like an elephant trunk. It was insane, man. I thought that kind of thing was legendary. He made John Holmes look like a four year old girl scout.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#32
Perhaps the memory of clicking "The Pit" link for the first time and seeing 3 penis length threads is still fresh.

Well to go with the flow, I'm a double Polaroid.
How I wish, how I wish
That the world, that the world
Had just one
THROAT
And my fingers were around it


Literature thread
#33
Quote by Jack Off Jill
It looked almost exactly like an elephant trunk. It was insane, man. I thought that kind of thing was legendary. He made John Holmes look like a four year old girl scout.


Sweet Jesus. I'm suprised he didn't pass out from getting an erection.
#34
I named my penis "Jones".
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#35
Jones? What a stupid name for your penis. I call mine Poland.

..My right hand is called Germany.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#38
i cant help but notice our data doesnt follow the world averages......

....did someone here perhaps lie about the length of their penis? for shame!
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#39
Quote by saxaxe
My girlfriend named mine The Obliterator.
She renamed it to Behemoth after seeing my Behemoth (band) poster on my wall.

She sounds generous.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#40
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Jones? What a stupid name for your penis. I call mine Poland.

..My right hand is called Germany.



you should've named your penis the Rhineland so you could conquer it on a bicycle.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Duke
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