Rather play Halo than get down to business!
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father’s existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing “Halo” on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.



"culminating in playing “Halo” on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel."

...i lost RIGHT there.
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I think this man has a reputation to defend and "poop head" is not in that reputation.

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Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn’t mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Let that be a lesson to him.
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Sorry dad.

you better be son.. now lets go to the stripcl- I mean disneyland


i want love to get a hooker just to play xbox haha cool
The Elephant asked the Camel , oh why is your breast on your back Camel? To which the Camel replied, Why that is a strange question from someone with their dick on their face!
Searchbar Ftw, but I lol'd. I mean if you're going to spend money on hookers and you're 13 and just play halo.... well there's something wrong with you.
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I once wore that shirt and it got me so many bitches my penis got a rash from gropage.
I wonder how good the hookers were at Halo? Also this would make a superb movie, maybe from Judd Apatow with the same kids from Drillbit Taylor?