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#1
So how much of a man are you! Today I cut down a tree with an axe into two pieces then moved them from my driveway.

Post your Manly Man Man stories

RAWRRRR
#3
I broke a nail and didn’t cry… I am so manly
Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#6
I drank 10 pints, kicked a dog, broke down my door, punched my wife and had sex with her unconcious body.

Grr!

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#7
I killed a snapping turtle on earth day... oh wait, that was vagabond21, lol.

j/k man.
#10
My penis is bigger than yours. I win.
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#13
I've seen a naked woman. I win.

Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
My penis is bigger than yours. I win.


I've had enough of your secrets

What else? There must be more!
Last edited by webbtje at May 12, 2008,
#15
im eating my second orange in the space of 5 minutes, nobody here is as manly as me
#16
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
My penis is bigger than yours. I win.


Its not the size! Its about how many bitches you hit with it!
MASSIVE TEXT
#17
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
My penis is bigger than yours. I win.


Ok, this one’s gonna have to process through my brain for a sec…

(does she really have one… )
Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#18
I'm XY



Quote by Dirtydeeds468


BUT DUDE! THAT'S MY OPINION! JUST LIKE PEOPLE HAVE OPINIONS THAT ALL BLACK PEOPLE ARE CRIMINALS! IT JUST CAN'T BE CHALLENGED BECAUSE IT'S YOUR OPINION!

WHEEEEEEEE.

Heja Sverige!
#20
Quote by Muckle
Im so manly i kept my family locked up in a cellar for 24 years, and only visited them so i could beat them and rape them RAWR!

thats not even funny man
#23
I single handedly repelled a pack of angry raccoons that were attempting to enter my kids' tent. With a Styrofoam noodle. In my underwear!
Yes I am a man amongst men.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#24
Quote by Muckle
Im so manly i kept my family locked up in a cellar for 24 years, and only visited them so i could beat them and rape them RAWR!


#25
I didn't understand anything about fashion
Quote by Mike Birbiglia
I went to the doctor, and they found something in my bladder. And whenever they find something, it's never anything good like, "We found something in your bladder AND IT'S SEASON TICKETS TO THE YANKEES!!


Do you folks like folk?
#26
Quote by Nyrve
thats not even funny man


Too soon?
MASSIVE TEXT
#29
Quote by Jackal58
I single handedly repelled a pack of angry raccoons that were attempting to enter my kids' tent. With a Styrofoam noodle. In my underwear!
Yes I am a man amongst men.

I don't think I'm getting any sleep tonight

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#31
You wanna know how manly I am?

I'M CHUCK NORRIS.

Our hearts are with Nick Grundy.
Quote by Ez0ph
I think AvengedThrice is pretty cool guy, eh raeps kittens to death and doesn't afraid of anything.

He knows me well..
#32
I'm so manly my penis is only 3 inches.


FROM THE GROUND!!!!!!

/overused joke
Got on the bus with me daysavaaaa
#33
I went too mcdonalds today
and i got two toys with my happy meal
"You've got to dance like nobody else is watching.
Dream like you will live forever.
Live like you're going to die tomorrow,
and love like it is never gonna hurt."
-- James Dean (1931-1955)

Quote by JakeTheDuck
This man has the right idea.


^
oh yeahhh
#35
Quote by Zero-Hartman
I don't think I'm getting any sleep tonight

Are you a raccoon?
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#36
Quote by weemansyndrome
I'm so manly my penis is only 3 inches.


FROM THE GROUND!!!!!!

/overused joke

And underused penis
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#37
Quote by Jackal58
Are you a raccoon?

He might not be, but I come from a long line of them... I can show you my family tree if you wish
Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#39
Quote by mh.666
I molested three children today. That's how manly I am.

GRRRR!

Haha (uncomy laugh) you’re gonna wanna keep that kinda stuff under wraps…
Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#40
Quote by Zero-Hartman
I drank 10 pints, kicked a dog, broke down my door, punched my wife and had sex with her unconcious body.

Grr!

hi 5!
I just hi-5'd Zero-Hartman... grr!!
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



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