#1
Very self-explanatory. I know there's been a dead baby joke thread, a pic thread, a demotivational pics thread and so on, but I don't know of an ultimate joke thread. I guess anything is appropriate as long as it doesn't violate any of the Pit's ""rules"". I can't think of any right this moment, so let's go.


and no porn.
Your dreams are all out of focus;
Knock you up when you're feeling down.
And all the world feels so unreal...


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Hitler was really smart and could have been a good leader but he was kind of a douche to the Jews.
#4
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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


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Berserker.
#5
womens rights
2 ducks and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The rabbi enjoys a nice drink and the ducks are shooed out so that health services aren't called in.
The day proceeds as normal.
#7
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haha

Nice name, is it after the Skynyrd song?

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#8
Descartes walks into a bar. THe bar tender asks him "Wanna have a beer?", to which Descartes answers "I think not". And puff, he disappears!

saw it the other day in the "bar jokes"...

Jean-Paul Sartre waits in a bus-stop to go to school. A woman asks him "Are you the weather man?". He replies "I am not". Puff, he disappears..

Lame
#9
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Descartes walks into a bar. THe bar tender asks him "Wanna have a beer?", to which Descartes answers "I think not". And puff, he disappears!

saw it the other day in the "bar jokes"...

Jean-Paul Sartre waits in a bus-stop to go to school. A woman asks him "Are you the weather man?". He replies "I am not". Puff, he disappears..

Lame

the second one was so lame I laughed..... I didn't get the first one
Your dreams are all out of focus;
Knock you up when you're feeling down.
And all the world feels so unreal...


COLORFUL COLORS
Quote by ishmonkey
Hitler was really smart and could have been a good leader but he was kind of a douche to the Jews.
#10
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Descartes walks into a bar. THe bar tender asks him "Wanna have a beer?", to which Descartes answers "I think not". And puff, he disappears!

Considering I've been stuying Descartes for the past year and have an exam on him coming up, its quite worrying how long it took me to get that.
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#13
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?

He doesn't, he's dead.
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
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@ yet another win post from Vince. Kudos to you, sir.
#14
So a priest, a minister, and a rabi walk into a bar. The bartender says,
*Choose (1) or (2)*
(1) is this some kind of joke? [or]

(2) you use the search bar! *laughs*
[ifyoucanreadthisi'mnotsuprised.]
#15
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Considering I've been stuying Descartes for the past year and have an exam on him coming up, its quite worrying how long it took me to get that.


me too. worth it in the end though!