So there is this retarded kid in my shop class who likes to use the bathroom every 15 minutes during class. So today I also had to take a piss around the same time he did ( he had left 2 minutes before I had) so I went to nearest bathroom. There was someone on one end of the row of urinals so I went to the other end right next to the stalls. So I was standing there pissing when I heard this sound."FAP, FAP, FAP" What the hell? Out comes the retarded kid with cum all over his hands. He just walks over to the sink washes his hands and goes back to class. So pit any similar events?
That kid is a machine to go every 15 minutes

send that kid an e-cookie and the latest issue of FHM for me
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every 15 minutes? I respect that kid

*salutes the chronic mastrubator*

He is a trooper.
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Haha he's in your class and you know his secret.

Now that you know his secret I suggest you extort him. If that's too much effort I would suggest joining him as a backup plan.
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Do you mean he was actaully mentally retarded or are you just being mean?

He has form of autism where he can operate in a normal class environment.