#1
What are teh p0nx's opinion on these guys, I just read about it, and I actually really like their ideals, since I have been finding myself to try to accept the possibility of a creator.

http://www.ulchq.com/

Their only doctrine is "Do only that which is right"
#3
I'm a reverend of the Universal Life Church. I'm not even kidding, you can become one for free on their website.

...I don't even believe in God.
#4
Mail order ordinations, tax law suits, federal indictment and that's only the beginning. And they're headquarters are in Modesto, CA.

Yes, they're a cult but one who seem to be centered on avoiding taxes to the US Gov't..lol.
#5
This is definetly a cult. And i don't see wanting to beleive in a god or creator has to do with this. If u do beleive u don't need to join any church u can be spiritual without conforming into a group or church. But if u join , just don't drink the Kool-Aid !
#6
Their website is worded so that a retarded 3rd grader could read and believe it.

Kind of like how old guys recruit youth Nazis.
They say the old woman's got the wisdom
'Cause she couldn't read the clock anymore
She said "The numbers don't represent the moments"
Says she don't see what all the ticking's for
#7
May I include that "cult" is just another word for a "sect" or "section" of a religion, and since they themselves are the religion, they aren't a cult. I hate when peopel say that. Catholicism is a sect of christianity. That makes it in essence, a cult.

ULC has alot of free-thinking followers, and Jello was married by the guy from Flipper, who's a minister of the church.

Only thing I dislike about these guys is that they seem to love not being taxed, and that's bull****.
#8
Quote by original=punk

Only thing I dislike about these guys is that they seem to love not being taxed, and that's bull****.

Tax =/= tr00 p0nX
They say the old woman's got the wisdom
'Cause she couldn't read the clock anymore
She said "The numbers don't represent the moments"
Says she don't see what all the ticking's for
#9
Quote by Greenfinger182
Tax =/= tr00 p0nX


Untrue. If you live in a country with government-provided services, you MUST pay f*cking taxes.
#10
Quote by original=punk
Untrue. If you live in a country with government-provided services, you MUST pay f*cking taxes.

Have you never heard of Native Americans?
No taxes at the Akwasasne Mohawk Casino...
#11
Quote by dannay
Have you never heard of Native Americans?
No taxes at the Akwasasne Mohawk Casino...



That's because we raped their women and stole their land.
Over here they're called Aboriginals.
#12
they preach to do what is right and be good to others, and yet dont pay taxes that improve life for others?

Jack my swag
#14
Modesto?
**** dat
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And the facade of heterosexualism in the punk and ska forum came crashing down like a fat girl falling off a balcony...
#15
Quote by yeahyeah
Modesto?
**** dat

Get in chat, I haven't talked to you in sooooo long.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#16
ok

lol, I should get ordained as a minister
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And the facade of heterosexualism in the punk and ska forum came crashing down like a fat girl falling off a balcony...
#17
Quote by original=punk
May I include that "cult" is just another word for a "sect" or "section" of a religion, and since they themselves are the religion, they aren't a cult. I hate when peopel say that. Catholicism is a sect of christianity. That makes it in essence, a cult.

Maybe literally, but you know exactly what everyone means when they say "cult". Personally, I was just kidding and didn't actually read any of the website. Seems like bologna to me.
#18
i think we should register to be ordained as something like:

Ulger, ponxzurius Forumzium
#22
Quote by neidnarb11890
J Church is the only church with enough p0nxness for me.

tru dat
And clenching your fist for the ones like us
Who are oppressed by the figures of beauty,
You fixed yourself, you said, "Well, never mind,
We are ugly, but we have the music."
#23
Quote by original=punk
That's because we raped their women and stole their land.
Over here they're called Aboriginals.

What do you mean "over here?" I live in canada!
By America, I meant the continent.