#1
im... speechless



... on my top 10 of wierdest **** ive ever read
#2
Surprisingly, that's not the worst I've seen. The Tiger Woods one was pretty bad, and the Monkees look-alike band.
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#3
OWOW LOL.

I love Pennsylvania sometimes!
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#6
*writes down*
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#7
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how did you find that?

Good point. TS, you gots some esplainin to do.
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I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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#8
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how did you find that?

id rather not say.... i-am-bored
#9
wow, thats really odd...
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#11
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OWOW LOL.

I love Pennsylvania sometimes!

Yeah, this guy's awesome.
When a man lies he murders some part of the world
These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives
All this I cannot bear to witness any longer
Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?
#14
thats because i usually dont go into craiglist looking for old men with loads of crab food...
#15
I'm pretty sure it's fake. I remember seeing a list of them on Something Awful, and if I remember correctly, they put them all up to see if they'd get any serious responses.
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#16
the only way that could be creepier is if he said something along the lines of " I wanna pound your caboose."

>.<
#17


What was the tiger woods one?
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#18
I mean that doesn't make sense... but the part where it says that he can stomp on it like a monster, but not break it... is a mystery to me. How would that work?
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#19
Everything about that is awful, be it the mutual touching, the train stomping, the mention of a son, the 4 AM, the hairy fat man with boobs, and most of all.....the imitation crab meat.
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Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#21
I actually feel rather bad for the guy.
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#23
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He may have loads of imitation crab meat, but does he have NAME BRAND SODA?

No. Just Faygo and Ginger Ale. However, he does have a Lazy-Boy recliner and the third season of Cheers on DVD, so, it's your call.
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#24
Quote by RHCP94
No. Just Faygo and Ginger Ale. However, he does have a Lazy-Boy recliner and the third season of Cheers on DVD, so, it's your call.

That's just about good as NAME BRAND SODA.
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#25
I say we pay him a visit.
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#27
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That's just about good as NAME BRAND SODA.


I concur, ITS SHRED TIME...or intimate touching, smashing train set, and eating imitation crab meat time.
#29
someone should go and record the whole thing just for the lulz.
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