#4
Go to the crossroads...duh.
people with large sig's are clearly compensating for something.
#5
Yes.

It's called practicing for hours a day, for about a decade.

If you want into indulge yourself with a satanic fantasy, go right ahead.

But you're obviously joking/spamming, so *reported*.
#8
Quote by blue_strat
Yes.

It's called practicing for hours a day, for about a decade.

If you want into indulge yourself with a satanic fantasy, go right ahead.

But you're obviously joking/spamming, so *reported*.


I got tendonitus from that
(and my technique is fine...just over-did the practice part a bit)
people with large sig's are clearly compensating for something.
#11
Quote by studwig
excessive masturbation and a steady diet of pop rocks

and thats i got tendonitus in my right hand
people with large sig's are clearly compensating for something.
#12
Dude. You have to offer butt-sex. IT"S THE ONLY WAY!
Fight the machine.


Quote by slaveofsatan
She lives in the next town!

You must ride your family cow over there and make sweet small town love. Then make sure she isn't the town bicycle.



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#16
dude, just offer him a $5 gift card too Hot Topic. If he doesnt accept, oh well :/
"A guitar is the human soul, speaking with just six strings..."- Eddie Lee

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#17
Quote by blue_strat
Yes.

It's called practicing for hours a day, for about a decade.

If you want into indulge yourself with a satanic fantasy, go right ahead.

But you're obviously joking/spamming, so *reported*.


Commit your soul to grueling practice sessions. Every chance you get play, play til your fingers bleed. NO socializing, no getting wasted with the fellas. Sleep with your axe, eat with your axe.
#18
You go into deep south, blues land.

The crossroads is where you do it.

Sell your soul to the devil, you then get the blues/mad skills.

Seriously, practice. A lot.
#19
Quote by DString
Commit your soul to grueling practice sessions. Every chance you get play, play til your fingers bleed. NO socializing, no getting wasted with the fellas. Sleep with your axe, eat with your axe.


just wipe the food and love juices off when your done. they can damage the pickups.
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#20
I'll give you guitar lessons in exchange for your anal virginity. Is that good enough for you?
#23
Or buy a bottle of wine and a wine glass - go to the oldest cemetery in your town, find the oldest grave mark and open the wine pour it into a glass, place glass on the grave and sit on the tombstone and play. You will be slapped off the tombstone and afterward you'll be able to play you butt off. This way you keep your soul but endure a little pain.
#24
Quote by werty22
This belongs in the pit.

but it has nothing to do with pokemon!
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