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Some guy and his kid rang my doorbell, and the guy said his kid lost his shoe in my backyard. Ok, number one, how did this guy get my backyard. So I go in my backyard and check for a shoe, and BAM! No shoe. I go back to my door to tell the guy sorry I couldn't find it, and he isnt there! What the hell?
#4
I hope you have a weapon.
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#6
Check for anything stolen mate...
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Your gonna get raped!! (sorry no pic)
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#8
thats a pretty good scam. it looks like you let them in, so no one notices them stealing stuff. and the kid makes it look extra legit.
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Now a lady with another kid comes by and says her kid lost her shoe too! What the hell? There are no shoes in my backyard!

get out of the house man.
#12
This is just a rip off of that guy that supposedly died...> But didn't
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#15
I want my damn shoe.
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Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#18
Awsome! I just bought a Schecter C-1 Elite, of this shadey looking kid with one shoe!
**** Yeah!!
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#19
before u die, write on a piece of paper that it was for UG so we get famous.
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#20
Dude. Next time, just open the door, and be like "Oh yes, his shoe is in here, have your child come with me and get it." Then if they get all freaked out, their legit, and if not, their robbing you a** blind
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#21
I think everyone covered the fact that you got robbed dude.
whatever...
#22
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#23
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I want my damn shoe.


Give him the shoe please! He says if you don't he'll kill me!
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I want my damn shoe.


, oh and i do hope you have some sort of weapon about you
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Awsome! I just bought a Schecter C-1 Elite, of this shadey looking kid with one shoe!
**** Yeah!!


Sweet man! I think we got the same dealer- I got a Boss OD and a chorus for $35!!!!

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Son of a bitch. I just found his shoe, in my backyard.

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#29
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Son of a bitch. I just found his shoe, in my backyard.
Whats that? Dream Theater? Better then you? You betcha.
#30
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Son of a bitch. I just found his shoe, in my backyard.

You Arse-hole! You just told him it wasn't there!!
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
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Son of a bitch. I just found his shoe, in my backyard.

OMFG IS THAT BBQ'D SHOE?.
^^^C wut I did thar?
Dude, that's just weird. Really, really weird.
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#34
youre officially an asshole. now i bet he doesnt even feel bad for sexually violating your drapes.
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#36
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Next time he comes back, have the shoe on and say you don't know wtf he's talking about .




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#37
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Awsome! I just bought a Schecter C-1 Elite, of this shadey looking kid with one shoe!
**** Yeah!!


#38
lol.

free shoe!
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#39
hes obviously full of crao...it was kind of believable untill you said someone else came to the door...that just kinda killed it
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#40
It's a consiprcy man, the police are going to turn up and arrest you for shoe theft, then once you plead innocent and they search your home a mountain of them will turn up in your room, with a note saying "I stealz shooz" written in your own excrement. It's happened to me 3 times this week
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