#1
i used the searchbar and couldnt find anything.

i was taking a power nap like i do some days after school and i wake up and its already 8'oclock, i look at my phone and see i have like 10 missed calls i am still clueless at this point, i look at my text messages and i have like 5 that say "where are you" and im still clueless but then it hits me.........


I FORGOT MY CONCERT BAND CONCERT holy ****, i was supposed to be there at like 630 and i was the only tenor. The band teacher is going to be completely pissed at me bc first of all our band has been the "most challenging group" he has had in 40 years, as a band we all hate him so its going to be halarious but im going to be in band through high school with prob him, so it needs to be good terms

so pit give me your expirences and thoughts and also give me your best excuses for me to use
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#3
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#4
tell him u suddenly got sick
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#5
Tell him you had AIDS, you'll be in tomorrow. Works everytime.
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#8
Tell him you were sexually violated by an angry bear.

It's perfect because it would be impolite for him to ask questions about it.
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#9
internet porn needed watching! its a full time job!
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#10
tell you went to sleep... he might like honesty?


kicking him in the nuts will work too
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#11
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Tell him you were too busy telling UG about it.


or grow a pair and tell him the truth.

Yeah really, what's he going to do if you say, "I was sleeping. My bad."
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#14
tell him you were having explosive diarrhea and felt it would be bad to do so during the concert.
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#15
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tell him you were having explosive diarrhea and felt it would be bad to do so during the concert.


That ones PERFECT +1
#16
Tell him you've been challenged in a pokemon duel, and you Mudkip FINALLY evolved, and your Charizard almost got killed by a Dragonite's hyper beam. It made you spend the night in the pokecenter.

Seriously.

Tell the truth. Best thing to do.
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#17
tell him the truth and add that ur r sorry for ur mistake and that u accept full responsibility and ur also willing to accept the consequences for ur actions (worked with my band teacher)
#20
And your parents didn't wake you, nor do they know you're in a band and your concert was that day?
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#21
yeah the grandparent dead one is probably the best, plus it makes them feel guilty
#22
Use uncle had a heart attack... its better than grandma because you can have at most like 3 grandmas (divorces happen alot, and theres always the chance of gay grandma parents), but you can have as many uncles and aunts as you need.
#23
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Use uncle had a heart attack... its better than grandma because you can have at most like 3 grandmas (divorces happen alot, and theres always the chance of gay grandma parents), but you can have as many uncles and aunts as you need.


good point

but im actually thinking of using i got food sickness bc that is something bad enough to keep me from coming but quick enough for me to go to school the next day
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#24
vigorously jerkin it??
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