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And I've never really sat through a movie with my parents that wasn't like a cartoon. Saw III with my ex-girlfriend and her mom was pretty weird, though.
#6
40 year old virgin. it was awkward.c
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Visitor Q, although to be fair they left the room quite early on and it made me whitey
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#8
My mom very rarely sits down and watches movies, and when she does, I rarely care for the movie she watches.

It's not that I don't like spending time with my mom, it's just I get so bored with the movie that I just wind up going to sleep anyway.
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#9
I watched Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay with my mom.

I cringed when the bottomless party came.
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#11
Knocked Up my mom pretended to fall asleep and then went to bed. Shes normaly a cool mom but doesn't wanna hear naughty words
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#12
I started American Pie The Naked Mile with my parents, but after the scene with the guy doing it with two chicks (about 3 min into the movie) my dad told me to take it in the other room and he'll watch it later.
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#13
My friend watched gummo and eraserhead with her mom and little sister. I thought that was ****ED up.
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#14
im glad i didnt watch Pink Flamingoes with my parents
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#16
With my parents, probably Borat.
Without, Bully. That movie makes me feel dirty.
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40 year old virgin. it was awkward.c

me too. they fast-forwarded through the part where the girl uses the water nozzle thing in the bathtub...

...they were trying to make it over quicker, but it looked like to me like she was masturbating like crazy.....
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My friend watched gummo and eraserhead with her mom and little sister. I thought that was ****ED up.

I have heard of both of those. I have heard that Gummo was pretty bad, but what is wrong with Eraserhead?
#22
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I watched Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay with my mom.

I cringed when the bottomless party came.


Omg I watched that last weekend. I feel so sorry for you thats terrible... plus what the **** were you thinking.
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#24
ugh. i hate watching movies with my parents. the dirtiest i've probably seen are the first harold and kumar and 40-year-old virgin, which aren't that bad. but anytime something overtly sexual happens i feel uncomfortable cuz i know my parents will give me crap about it not being "appropriate" even though i've seen much worse.
#25
My parents really don't do anything about it. Usually my mom will say nothing, and sometimes my dad will turn it off, but that is about it. I just hate the uncomfortable feeling that you get when you watch those kinds of movies with them, it spoils the movie.
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#27
I was watching the first Scary Movie when my dad walked in unexpectedly.

It was the Miss Man scene...
#29
Borat. That was an interesting night.
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#30
I saw Superbad with my friend and his mother sat in the row behind us, i felt kinda guilty laughing at some of that stuff, but thats one of the funniest movies i've ever seen.
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Omg I watched that last weekend. I feel so sorry for you thats terrible... plus what the **** were you thinking.


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#32
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I saw Superbad with my friend and his mother sat in the row behind us, i felt kinda guilty laughing at some of that stuff, but thats one of the funniest movies i've ever seen.

Dude, I saw that movie with my mom too, and right after it was over I saw the new Halloween remake. Ughh...
#33
The Big Lebowski.

Comedy though...
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#35
Crouching Tiger Hidden dragon with my mom when I was like 12. When the princess girl starts having sex with that one guy it was pretty awkward for me.
#36
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Crouching Tiger Hidden dragon with my mom when I was like 12. When the princess girl starts having sex with that one guy it was pretty awkward for me.

Yeah, for a PG-13 movie that had some pretty intense sex scenes. I remember turning it off with my mom, just because of that one part. I don't really see what all the fuss is about that movie, though. It really isn't that great, just another wuxia movie with a lot of movie stars.
#38
Borat, for sure - "My mouth tastes like your balls!" - and they didn't like Bad Santa either..
When he's in a changing room or whatever, screwing some girl, and all the bad language.
My mum's like "It's filth, turn it off. Now." Yikes.
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