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#1
That lol situation happened the other day:

I live in a block of flats,so i share some walls with another appartment.
One day, not long ago, i was playin my guitar. I got a 50 w Laney and i put Drive on 10/10 and volume 1/10 so i can get as much of a dirty sound i can...
So as i was playin my guitar, i looked outside the window and saw some shadows...
Left my guitar and went to check...
There was that next wall neighbour of mine tryin to jump the middle glass of our back balconies!!!
At first i could do nothing but just laugh myself out but then he started like:
What are ya laughin at? i'm gonna kick you! shut that damn thing off, anarchist! satanist!

I didn't know what to do, so i picked my guitar, set the amp to Dr10 Vol5, went outside the balcony and scratched an E5, palm muted-non Palm muted!
He almost fell off the balcony!!!

Since then, he keeps hitting at my wall and shouting when i play...

How can i repel him?

PS: tried to play death metal (vader) to scare him, but he keeps going...
#2
SHORYUKEN!

That'll show him who's boss.

Or try talking to him.
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#5
Two ansers:

I don't know, but it sounds like you are being kind of a douche. Show some consideration for your neighbors.

or

Turn it up until you can't hear his protests.
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#7
turn a porno up really loud.

get hold of a possessed devils voice and play it really loud.

hang rabbits and dead animals out the front of your flat.

hang inverted crosses around your house.

drill a hole in the wall so you can gas him out.

put crabs in his hair.

kill him

rape him


orrrr


just say sorry.
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#8
I suggest you round up a good group of fellow satanists and go christian lynchin.

Also, sacrifice one of his children.
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#9
Don't piss him off?
How would you like it if you were studying/reading/working/whatever and all of a sudden some dude started cranking up say...Soulja Boy?

Just think of it from his point of view.

But, in my opinion, play real loud. Wait till he comes over, call the cops for trespassing or possibly assault (if he does kick you).

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#10
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Report him to the local authorities for attempting to break into your flat.

This.

Or play Hey There Delilah - that song's likely to kill a small child.
#11
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This.

Or play Hey There Delilah - that song's likely to kill a small child.

+1
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#13
i would go with the whole reporting for breaking and entering vibe
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#14
Tell the police he was trying to break into your flat.
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#15
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Two ansers:

I don't know, but it sounds like you are being kind of a douche. Show some consideration for your neighbors.

or

Turn it up until you can't hear his protests.

Man, the volume is 1/10!!!
It is rather low!!!

Besides, i only play till 10pm and stop at noon!

No hour tresspassing or something!
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#16
Quote by spartan 118
Two ansers:

I don't know, but it sounds like you are being kind of a douche. Show some consideration for your neighbors.

or

Turn it up until you can't hear his protests.

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#17
Smile, apologize.

Set your amp to the loudest possible setting. Start smashing random evil-sounding power chords in succession, as hard as possible.


Then get your band over and start 'holding a concert' with 100 watt amps and drums set into the PA system.
#19
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start a band with him


yeah, like a death or black metal band, him leading vocals, shouting randomly at people in the street!

Nice advice!
I'll consider it...
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#20
lol,start practising Stairway to Heaven like you're some kind of really crappy n00b :P

That should piss him off!
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#21
go buy 20 full stacks of 100 watt marshall mgs, turn everything to 10. strike a E5 FORTE

that'll rape.
#22
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go buy 20 full stacks of 100 watt marshall mgs, turn everything to 10. strike a E5 FORTE

that'll rape.


I'm starting to believe i'm making him turn deaf so i'll need something Greater...
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#23
Play loud, if he keeps complaining then play louder, and louder then start playing your music loud. Pretty much keep going as loud as possible until he moves out. Best possible solution.
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#24
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This.

Or play Hey There Delilah - that song's likely to kill a small child.

Speaking of which, a circle-pit for Hey There Delilah at Give It A Name festival in Sheffield was amusing.
The singer looked incredibly pissed.


But buy an extension cab to project your sound a bit better/give more headroom.
It'll be incredibly funny.

Also, buy one of those horrible volume plugs, plug it into the cab you'll get like I said above.
It'll blow the cab and make it sound super ****.
That'll annoy him.
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#25
Kill it with FIRE!!!
FALCON PUNCH him...
Shoryuken maybe?
HADOKEN!!!
or just TALK WITH HIM AND SAY YOU'RE SORRY AND DON'T BE A DOUCHE!!!!!

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#26
Bring over all your guitar friends. Melt faces.
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#27
I would go with the idea of playing loud, blackened death metal until he goes into your yard, then call the cops.
#30
Turn it to 11.
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#31
buy a drum kit...
make him long for the sound of your guitar so much that after a week of drums he pleads for you to shred some smoke on the water again....
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#32
Love it!!!! I wish I could do that to my neighbours; who I hate. I am surrounded by three pathetic excuses of neighbours, really bourish people. I would crank a Laney to piss them off, but you have to be human and consider the point of view of other people. You should turn it down and or play at repectable times of the day so as to not bother others. But I gotta admit its kinda funny.

If you have to play really loud and piss off your neighbour might as well do it in style and play War Emsemble by Slayer, followed by Rock and Roll Hallelujah by Lordi.
#33
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Love it!!!! I wish I could do that to my neighbours; who I hate. I am surrounded by three pathetic excuses of neighbours, really bourish people. I would crank a Laney to piss them off, but you have to be human and consider the point of view of other people. You should turn it down and or play at repectable times of the day so as to not bother others. But I gotta admit its kinda funny.

If you have to play really loud and piss off your neighbour might as well do it in style and play War Emsemble by Slayer, followed by Hard Rock Hallelujah by Lordi.



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Also turn it to 11.
#34
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yeah, like a death or black metal band, him leading vocals, shouting randomly at people in the street!

Nice advice!
I'll consider it...




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#35
Eat his children?
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#38
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Kill it with FIRE!!!
FALCON PUNCH him...
Shoryuken maybe?
HADOKEN!!!
or just TALK WITH HIM AND SAY YOU'RE SORRY AND DON'T BE A DOUCHE!!!!!

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But yeah seriously I think if you had a serious chat with him the whole situation would be sorted.

And by serious I mean bloddy. And by chat i mean gun fight.
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#40
Everytime you see him, stare at him blankly. That'll creep him out.


or


You could try talking to him and say sorry.
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