#1
......Who would you want it written by ?
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#3
L Ron Hubbard
I <3 Drugs.

The universe works on a math equation-
That never even ever really ends in the end-
Infinity spirals out creation.


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#4
George Orwell or Joseph Conrad.

Or maybe Bob Dylan or Johnny Thunders, if only Johnny was alive and an author.
#10
J.K. Rowling, because then I could be able to fly around on broomsticks.

It all makes sense
We're capable of beauty
Through sounds that make on cringe
The dogs only hear us now

#11
Stephen King!
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#13
My Mother.
Dissonance is Bliss


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#15
Grant Naylor. (Rob Grant and Doug Naylor - writers of Red Dwarf)

Or Terry Pratchett.
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I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#16
A complete stranger who has no special skills in writing.
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#17
J.R.R Tolkien of course. Goddammit...

EDIT: He is dead though...
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#18
Everyone who I have worked with in my life would get to write a chapter.
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#20
Quote by Barkeeper
Everyone who I have worked with in my life would get to write a chapter.


That actually sounds like a really cool idea

As for me, if I can't write it myself I'd probably want Chuck Palahniuck to write it
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#22
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Or Terry Pratchett.


Teh winzor! Would have to be either him or George Orwell.
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#25
Hey.
Awesome my first thread was a success !
*does success dance*

And my mom doesn't write jhardcore
So find someone else.
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#26
Quote by Heid
That actually sounds like a really cool idea

As for me, if I can't write it myself I'd probably want Chuck Palahniuck to write it


Because of Fight Club or Guts?
#27
Quote by rigiddigits
Because of Fight Club or Guts?


Hmmm...maybe an amalgamation of the two
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#28
Quote by Ez0ph
L Ron Hubbard


lol, i nearly craped my pants reading this
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#33
Eric Tion.

/lame

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