#2
That guy's got it right
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#4
I work with kids and know for a fact that beer is far far far more important.
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#5
"I asked him about the fact the child was unrestrained and the beer was, and he said he didn't know anything about it."

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#7
.....this should be in the Australia FTW thread...

i laughed though. bogans.
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#9
Priorities. Get them.
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#10
*hums the national anthem*
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#11
thats fantasic
So what you're a retard, but without people like you in the world i wouldn't feel so good about myself.
#13
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#14
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It's people like that that give me hope for the human race.
well yeah, at least people so stupid put their lives at higher risk
The Elephant asked the Camel , oh why is your breast on your back Camel? To which the Camel replied, Why that is a strange question from someone with their dick on their face!
#15
If the beer was Guinness, then damn straight it's worth more than a child.
#19
Well it's alice springs. So I'm surprised there is room in the car for the poor bugger that isn't filled with beer and kiddie porn.
#20
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24 beers in a case. 1 child. It's logical to keep the 24 safe.

It was a 30pack. All the more reason.
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#21
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It was a 30pack. All the more reason.



a 30?! And he did actually take time to put the child in the car? He likes to live dangerous huh.