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#1
My bro just left a chocolate ripple condom on the floor in our bathroom

what do i do?

ignore it, use it, move it, stash it or use it to black mail?

please UG, use your wisdom to guide me (or just make this situation into something much funnier)
#6
Quote by rigiddigits
What, all...unravelled?

no, other wise i wouldn't have suggested to use it
#7
Blow it up like a ballon and give it to your mother as a present
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I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#8
Quote by 13brx7
no, other wise i wouldn't have suggested to use it


Oh I see lol. Why would you be able to use it to blackmail him? Surely your parents would be happy that he's using condoms (although he seems to have forgotten about that one) even if they are chocolate flavoured? *shudder*
#9
thank him for it
The Elephant asked the Camel , oh why is your breast on your back Camel? To which the Camel replied, Why that is a strange question from someone with their dick on their face!
#10
chocolate flavored you say? well, the answer seems obvious enough to me, eat it.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

#12
Eat it, use it and then black mail.
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#15
ask your mum what it is even though you know
The Elephant asked the Camel , oh why is your breast on your back Camel? To which the Camel replied, Why that is a strange question from someone with their dick on their face!
#16
Quote by rigiddigits
Lol do you mean ribbed?

well it says rippled soo... no

Quote by smb
so he might as well just give it back or leave it

dude, i just wanted a laugh from you guys
Last edited by 13brx7 at May 13, 2008,
#17
Quote by Dark_Althalus
chocolate flavored you say? well, the answer seems obvious enough to me, eat it.

if it tastes of chocolate eclairs spit the thing out
#20
Quote by soulflyV
Eat it.

Quote by metacarpi
Blow it up like a ballon and give it to your mother as a present

Quote by angry armadillo
thank him for it

haha
Quote by fukyu1980
LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
#21
put it in your mum and dads room, you know your parents better than i do, so you will know if it would be more funny to put it on mums bedside table or dads
The Elephant asked the Camel , oh why is your breast on your back Camel? To which the Camel replied, Why that is a strange question from someone with their dick on their face!
#23
Quote by xchl
kill urself hahaha how old r u and ur stupid bro?


Irony?
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#25
Ask your mother to write 'I like chocolate' on a note and put it together with the condom on your brother's bed. Embarrassment assured.
#26
Put some form of sticky white liquid in it and then carry it past your brother and say "Oh you forgot this" then drop it on him so the liquid spills out onto his lap.... Do it in a room full of people and enjoy the awkward silence...
#27
Quote by 13brx7
no, other wise i wouldn't have suggested to use it


Yes you would have, this is the Pit.
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#29
Quote by 13brx7
dude, i just wanted a laugh from you guys
Well if you just want a laugh inflate it with nitrous oxide.
#33
Quote by rigiddigits
Lol do you mean ribbed?

I googled it…

No he doesn’t
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So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#37
Quote by Withakay
Ask your mother to write 'I like chocolate' on a note and put it together with the condom on your brother's bed. Embarrassment assured.


I am so close to sigging that...
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Quote by ZanasCross
This just reminded me of the time that my brother in law texted his mom on the night after his wedding. All it said was "Consummated."
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