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#1
Wall of text alert.


I can't be the only one with stupid ones, can I?

But dangor, I hear you say, what could possibly have sparked a thread like this? Well I'll tell you.


Some of you may remember a thread I made a couple of weeks ago asking how to subtely tell someone to STFU. That same retard struck again. Last week she 'borrowed' a pen from me, saying she'd return it as soon as she used it. Surprise surprise, it doesn't get returned, and me, being a lazy bastard, cba getting a new one, so I use a pencil instead.

I give to you a rough account of an exchange this morning.

Her (coming into room): "Is *my manager* about?"
Me: "No, he's wandered off somwhere"
Her: "Oh, ok then. Do you have a pen I can use?"
Me: "No. I've got a pencil though."
Her: "What? You don't have a pen?"
Me: "No, someone (i.e. her) borrowed it & didn't return it"
Her: "Really? Oh it's annoying when that happens..."
Me: "Yeah..." In my head: "You f*cking bitch, you were the one who stole my pen, go rot in hell and get a brain"

Goddamn I'm so glad I only have a month left here.


tl;dr: Retarded woman makes further fool of herself.
#2
She burned it.
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#3
This one bint nags at me for chatting to people out back when I'm washing up, whilst he's restocking the fridge. She takes an hour for lunch (we get half an hour lunch breaks) stops to chat to people out back when she's meant to be making coffee, and if she's meant to be tidying up out front, she'll sit and chat to people.
Starbucks employs some real idiots/hypocrites.
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#5
there's this kid at my school a couple of years younger than me, he's in a wheelchair, and he can't talk in a normal voice, he always has to shout! he's lucky i have a concience

for example; i went to M3 one day (the room i spend most of my lunchtimes in)...
Me: hey Jack (kid in wheelchair), could you keep it down today, i have a really bad headache.

a few minutes later

Jack: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Me: Hey, Jack, I need quiet
Jack: GO SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN


I narrowly avoided losing my temper with him
??? Fund: cba to keep up with it.
will at least try when I get a jerb
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yours,

Alex (mcfreaki)
Last edited by mcfreaki at May 13, 2008,
#6
I had a very strange guy work for me for about a year. He was an extereme religious nut case.
One day proceeded to tell me the world was about to come to an end. He had the date and everything all figured out. I fired him on the day he prophesiesed. Self fulfilling prophecies ftw.
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This one bint nags at me for chatting to people out back when I'm washing up, whilst he's restocking the fridge. She takes an hour for lunch (we get half an hour lunch breaks) stops to chat to people out back when she's meant to be making coffee, and if she's meant to be tidying up out front, she'll sit and chat to people.
Starbucks employs some real idiots/hypocrites.



Am I surprised the slightest this was a woman?....
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I had a very strange guy work for me for about a year. He was an extereme religious nut case.
One day proceeded to tell me the world was about to come to an end. He had the date and everything all figured out. I fired him on the day he prophesiesed. Self fulfilling prophecies ftw.


Nice.
#10
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The only thing that annoyed me about that story was reading it. Don't be such a whiny bitch. So she borrowed your pen...

Damn man, check your pants because I think you're missing something.

i would say the same thing. be a man and suck it up.
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Nice.

I was actually quite worried about what he might do when he realized the world was not ending.
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#12
People at school always piss me off
Though this is co-workers. I suppose when i did some voluntary work there was this one sexist bitch who said "Don't send guys out to get you anything [from the shop] they'll mess it up" me and my friend did not mess it up.
Also "Haha, guys can't cook" guess who cooked for the 14 people working there and they all loved it?
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People at school always piss me off
Though this is co-workers. I suppose when i did some voluntary work there was this one sexist bitch who said "Don't send guys out to get you anything [from the shop] they'll mess it up" me and my friend did not mess it up.
Also "Haha, guys can't cook" guess who cooked for the 14 people working there and they all loved it?



fag?
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See, you actually saved that man a great deal of mental stress and anxiety...

No I didn't.
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Nope, just a good cook and I'm able to get a box of coco pops from the local tescos


Whaat? Is that possible? Straight and able to cook?...
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Whaat? Is that possible? Straight and able to cook?...

I'm an excellent cook.
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#20
When I worked at Red Rooster a kid slipped over on his first day and dropped hot potatoes all over himself. So I told him he was a ****ing idiot and it would come out of his pay.

I didn't really but I wish I did now.
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When I worked at Red Rooster a kid slipped over on his first day and dropped hot potatoes all over himself. So I told him he was a ****ing idiot and it would come out of his pay.

I didn't really but I wish I did now.

Man I wish I were perfect.
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When I worked at Red Rooster a kid slipped over on his first day and dropped hot potatoes all over himself. So I told him he was a ****ing idiot and it would come out of his pay.

I didn't really but I wish I did now.


Is everyone in this thread a pussy?

I bet you're all the co-workers everyone else is complaining about.
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Is everyone in this thread a pussy?

I bet you're all the co-workers everyone else is complaining about.

My co-workers love me.
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#27
in an office isnt there going to be like millions of pens in a cupboard or something
its not exactly hard to say 'hey do you have my pen you borrowed before i need it back' either


there is this woman at work who is part time, she does like 2 days a week, and she just does sales, but her dad is doing some consultancy for us, so he is in our office 1 day a week

whenever this womans dad is in, this woman starts trying to delegate work as if her jobs are the most urgent and important tasks in the world, i think it is hilarious to react to her requests nonchalantly and watch her get wound up that she her vain attempts to instigate some kind of pride from her father go desperately awry
The Elephant asked the Camel , oh why is your breast on your back Camel? To which the Camel replied, Why that is a strange question from someone with their dick on their face!
#28
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Is everyone in this thread a pussy?

I bet you're all the co-workers everyone else is complaining about.

LOL!!
#30
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Really?


yeah i called someone a faggit one time and that guy with the frank Zappa default reported me. it was retarded cuz he told that guy off to :P
#31
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I had a very strange guy work for me for about a year. He was an extereme religious nut case.
One day proceeded to tell me the world was about to come to an end. He had the date and everything all figured out. I fired him on the day he prophesiesed. Self fulfilling prophecies ftw.


You tyrant
#32
Back when I was dishwashing one of my friends( who's a total assshole) comes over to the dishwashing station right after the other dishwasher and I had finished cleaning it, and goes "Sup ****ers" and throws a five gallon tube of mustard at us.
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#33
the stupidest thing i have seen so far is a woman who tried to steal all the company databases to start up on her own as a consultant.

it was actually quite amusing when she got the sack
The Elephant asked the Camel , oh why is your breast on your back Camel? To which the Camel replied, Why that is a strange question from someone with their dick on their face!
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You tyrant

Yes I am. Quite the tyrant.
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One day I was cleaning deep drainage well (about 3m deep). I've loaded full bucket of mud. Bucket was tied to a rope and my friend, who was standing outside of the well started to lift the bucket. Of course he failed, bucket came into collision with walls of the well and some part of mud, that was in the bucket poured on me. The only words I could say except "****", "****", "****" and "*******" were "kill" and "you".
#39
One of my coworkers (we're both cashiers at a grocery store) was found in the bathroom eating chicken when she was supposed to be at her register.
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#40
One of the manager types where I work made me water the plants in the rain.
I'm going to create the procrastination club, just later...
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