#1
Well, the first few pages of the searchbar yield nothing. I'm pretty sure this hasn't been done yet, and if so, i'll gladly take this down, just let me know with a link to the original thread. So, the idea is simple. Name your most embarrasing, scary, or funny "Oh Sh*t!" moments. I cant think of any for me, but i might try to remember if this thread gets going.
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#2
...I came into this thread. that was the most "Oh Shit" moment ive had so far.
Others have included accidentally kissing someone other than my girlfriend at the time. (Flame me and I'll kill you, this was at least 4 moths ago.)
#3
When I made a thread that had been done before, man, should have used the searchbar.
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#6
When I deleted my Ninja Gaiden save files.
I just need about $3.50
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#11
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When I made a thread that had been done before, man, should have used the searchbar.



hey i said if you give me a link to the original then i would close this one.
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#12
I was at my sisters softball game, and there was a woman there that was completely normal looking except she had a huge gut, and my mom says "Mark, get up so this pregnant woman can sit down."

She wasn't pregnant.
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Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
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#13
Whenever i flirt with a girl and it turns out she already has a Bf... ... ... ... wait, that happens a lot!!! (sighs)...
#14
When I accidentally overwrote my FF7 files. And when I left my keys at work, and realised I needed them to open up work the next day.
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#16
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Whenever i flirt with a girl and it turns out she already has a Bf... ... ... ... wait, that happens a lot!!! (sighs)...

its all good, its practice.


last night i was driving home doing 50 in 40, i went past a police van and thought oh sh!t....but it wasnt the normal kind of van with a camera in so hmm we will see in a couple of weeks
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#17
Not sure about the biggest but the most recent was when my roomate came home the other day with a roller hockey injury. He had fallen forward and as he fell, he caught a skate in the face! he has just wearing a helmet, no shield, no cage. It broke his nose and beat his face up really bad. He came home from the hospital looking like the elephat man and I went "OH ****!" Craziness...

EDIT: He has now pledged never to play roller hockey without a sheild or a cage again! Good move I feel
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#18
I ordered a cheese burger and forgot to take out the gerkins.

Oh shi-!

That didn't actually happen.
#20
Today, when I thought I'd lost my pendrive which had my entire year's work on it a long with my final piece for my A level exam.

I found it though.
.Brand New.Bright Eyes.This Will Destroy You.

THRRRRRRRREADKILLER!
#22
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I have that exam tomorrow.
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#24
one time i was talking to this gay kid and making a whole bunch of gay jokes, and he started crying and walked away. Turns out, yes, he's gay. Now he wants to get his "posse"
after me
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#25
lulz when i was at work and one of the guys i work with asked someone "what can I get you today sir" and that person was all "Sir? Im a woman!"
I almost **** my pants it was so funny
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#26
Flirting with a girl and realising I was in a GUM clinic.

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#27
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OH ****

I have an exam tomorrow and im on UG instead of revising



OH **** me too, but I have two.
#28

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#29
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When I made a thread that had been done before, man, should have used the searchbar.

OH MY LORD YOU ARE SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL!
#30
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OH MY LORD YOU ARE SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL!

Oh shi... burn!

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#31
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dont even want to talk about it...

You have to now.

And Steve Irwin died ages ago, no-one cares any more.