#1
[url] lets you add him on MSN to talk through the stuff he's selling I guess - making for some major luls when I try to convince him to make me 60 replica ESP Angel Swords.. n__n

Let the chaos commence-

Me = 'without the wicked sweet trading cards'
Hime = ''
Various friends = 'bhav' + 'josh'

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
hey, will you ever get one of these in stock? http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/06/DSCF6033.jpg

says:
no

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
you sell flying V and SG though, right?

says:
yes

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says
do you make them yourself? or do you just design them?

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
i don't think he understands

bhav /// says:
doubt he does

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
this sucks, i want a sword guitar

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
maybe i should translate then talk

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
my friend wants the sword guitar, he give you high price!

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
friend meaning you

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
luls

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
what's chinese tender?

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
rupees?

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
gil#?

bhav /// says:
Yen

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
whatever, i said you'd pay 150K for one

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
it worked!

bhav /// says:
did it?!

bhav /// says:
what did he say

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
my friend wants the sword guitar, he give you high price!

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
150,000 yen

says:
ok , i tromrrow call my factory

bhav /// says:
LOL

bhav /// says:
now you have to pay 150,000 yen

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
ask them to produce sword guitar yes?

says:
yes

says:
how much you can gave me

says:
?

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
how long will it take? i give pay through paypal!

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
ron millyon dorrah!

bhav /// says:
hahaha

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
this is my friend. he very rich.

says:
oh , do you have more photo

says:
EMAIL ME

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
plenty of photo

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
http://www.guitarsite.com/news/images/guitar/espsword2.jpg

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
http://www.2dayblog.com/images/2007/june/sword_guitar_2.jpg

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
http://popculturewilleatitself.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/angel-sword-guitar-6.jpg

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
is that enough photo?

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
http://popculturewilleatitself.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/angel-sword-guitar-3.jpg

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
you like mymusia?

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
my fwend very interested. very interested indeed.

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
when will guitar be ready?


bhav /// has left the conversation.


without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
my frend grows impatient

says:
oh

says:
15 days

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
how many can you make friend?

says:
$ ???

says:
i need trom call my factory

says:
how manty you want ?

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
i'll ask my friend.


Josh has been added to the conversation.


without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
here my friend is dorrah

Josh says:
Sword Guitar, yes?

says:
hi how many you want ?

Josh says:
how many you got?

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
it's up to you friend

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
50?

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
too many?

says:
ok can make

Josh says:
no too few

Josh says:
64

says:
frist make 10 guitar .15 days

says:
is ok ?

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
yes yes!

Josh says:
yes yes yes!

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
my friend pay 6 thousand dorrah per guitar!

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
through paypal!

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
that's 64 x 6,000 dorrah

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
$384,000 - is this ok mymusia?

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
for all guitar

Josh says:
all guitar

Josh says:
no, more!

Josh says:
$400000

Josh says:
dorrah

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
yes! yes!

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
$400000 for the 64 guitars, ok mymusia?

Josh says:
yes, yes?

says:
ok

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
can we see a picture of mymusia with sword guitar when it ready?

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
friend like to make sure guitar is up to standard, expensive guitar!

Josh says:
yes, yes!

says:
ok, can gave photo

says:
but need pay frist ,then i talk my factory make

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
sure! we are in china today, where abouts are you?

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
we have the money at hand mymusia, can we give you money in person?

says:
you can use paypal

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
oh yes! would you like my credit card?

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
i give you the $500,000 through paypal? have my credit card detail yes?

says:
oh ..

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
something wrong?

Josh says:
pull out?

says:
friend i need tromrrow talk my factory .

says:
no not sure

says:
now

says:
if my factory say can make ,then we talk payment is ok ?

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
yes friend! very good!

Josh says:
agreed

says:
thanks .

says:
now you are in china ?

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
yes

says:
where ?

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
beijing

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
where you?

says:
yaha same

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
can we come to your shop?

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
we are near your factory yes?

says:
factory in qingdao (obvious sweatshop is obvious)

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
i see. can we visit your house?

says:
yes , but my english is poor

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
no problem! i have translator!

says:
friend ,frist i want know you not gibson worker

Josh says:
how u know?

says:
do you Understand me ?

Josh says:
yes

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
we are guitar collectors, but we not work for gibson or fender

Josh says:
how will you test us to make sure that we not work Gibson

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
my friend is jackass. we work for paper company

says:
You can orderany 10 guitars first

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
we order 10 gibson guitar?

says:
no ,

says:
you want guitar

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
yes

says:
i factory make about 15 days

says:
i gave you photo and send you addres

says:
is ok ?

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
yes friend!

says:
ok ,i tomrrow call my factory .

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
yes thankyou

Josh says:
this will bring honour upon your factory

says:


without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
mymusia is better than gibson and fender

Josh says:
and daisyrock

says:
When tomorrow your have free time

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
yes?

says:
talk my MSN

says:
is ok

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
yes

says:
if me no here ,you can call me

says:
13146332777

without the wicked sweet trading cards! says:
excellent! thankyou friend!

Josh says:
-hug emoticon-


So, I convinced the guy to make me 64 ESPs and got his number! Luls delivered?
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#2
Ugh that's rubbish. Don't read this

In the nicest way possible.
Last edited by wiggyisgreat at May 13, 2008,
#3
Now I would of prefered epic conversation with Pedo.

Pedo-Baiting is better lulz.
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I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

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they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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#6
Quote by wiggyisgreat
Ugh that's rubbish.


Funnier at the time, I guess.
Yo Homes, To Belair
#8
LMFAO Kingyem0c0re, I"M BLACK! (to your quote) lmfao, "is there any black people on ug?" hahahha, thats ****in epic :P
#11
Not really, I can't say I see what you did. He sells fake versions of guitars, you asked for some, he said he might be able to make some. It kinda says that on the site
I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

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#12
i giggled....

very much dorrah!! i make go call factory!! i say we make very much dorrah!
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ofcourse i laughed xD

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Last edited by lexaah at May 13, 2008,
#15
Quote by wiggyisgreat
I should hope so.

Nice user name


Why, thankyou. n_n
Yo Homes, To Belair
#17
Somewhat strange that a new user called Epic Noob111 just advertised this mymusia site on the pit right this instant.
#21
Quote by Kingyem0c0re
Now I would of prefered epic conversation with Pedo.

Pedo-Baiting is better lulz.


+1 that was the epic.

Thats right, just the epic!
#24
I only have "X" amount of "lulz" time left in my life and you wasted 3 minutes of it. YOu give me money now.
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#26
That was um...........interesting.
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#27
Quote by Jackal58
I only have "X" amount of "lulz" time left in my life and you wasted 3 minutes of it. YOu give me money now.



Funnier than the original post.
#29
dont post links to dodgy chinese guitar sites. it's advertising a scam.
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