Poll: Scientology, Lol Wut?
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I am a serious Scientologist
11 3%
I am in Scientology for the lulz
13 4%
I am not a Scientologist
75 23%
I hate Scientology
124 37%
I am a hamster, I cannot believe in religion
108 33%
Voters: 332.
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#1
Are you a scientologist? Are you serious, or do you do it for the lulz?

...most of our troubles arise because 75 million years ago--10M years before the extinction of the dinosaurs--in something called ''INCIDENT II'' a galactic tyrant called XEMU (or XENU) brought billions of his surplus poulation here and blew them up with HBombs.

Our bodies are haunted by the ghosts of thousands of murdered space aliens, singly and in clusters, which are too weak to get bodies of their own and act as spirit fleas on ours; they are called BODY THETANS (BTs), and you spend a lot of time and money finally exorcising them.


Also, what are your thoughts on scientology? Does it, as some famous posters have described, kill?
#2
Only... cult... thread?
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#4
I do not do Scientology, it goes against my beliefs in the Sugar Puff monster.
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#5
everyone who's posted in this threead has the same avatar (almost). What am I missing?
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#6
It is a poll now. Seriously though, I did use the search bar. I found nothing.
#7
Hey whatever you want to believe is cool with me, as long as you aren't trying to aggressively convert me.

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#10
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#12
id say yea, but im with the flying spaghetti monster.
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#13
I'm a Scientologist. It makes me feel good cos if I'm at an accident I'm the only one who can help.
#14
I don't see why Scientology gets more crap than Christianity or any other religion. It's no more ridiculous.
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I'm a Scientologist. It makes me feel good cos if I'm at an accident I'm the only one who can help.


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#17
i voted I am a serious Scientologist.

only cus i can xD
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#20
There was an article awhile back about what Scientologists feed there babies. Its a mixof Milk, Barley water, and honey. L. Ron Hubbard claimed he got the recipie from the ancient romans during a time travel trip. Honey can rot teeth and cause botulism (nerve poison) in babies. Dumb, and pretty crazy.
#21
Quote by Andrewbiles
I don't see why Scientology gets more crap than Christianity or any other religion. It's no more ridiculous.

it is more of a cult to me. you need to pay for salvation. i kinda like what's happening with the anon raids, but it won't stop anything.
#22
Quote by qotsa1998
There was an article awhile back about what Scientologists feed there babies. Its a mixof Milk, Barley water, and honey. L. Ron Hubbard claimed he got the recipie from the ancient romans during a time travel trip. Honey can rot teeth and cause botulism (nerve poison) in babies. Dumb, and pretty crazy.


That is why you don't hear of Scientologist families, only people who have been converted externally.
#23
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I don't see why Scientology gets more crap than Christianity or any other religion. It's no more ridiculous.


I think it's because they make you pay to find out how religious you are.
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#24
Quote by Andrewbiles
I don't see why Scientology gets more crap than Christianity or any other religion. It's no more ridiculous.

It's probably because it all sounds like a science-fiction novel, but yeah, hard to tell which religion provides most truth, right?
Another thing is that it's not been around for too long. Society barely had any time to get used to it and people tend to defend themselves against anything new. Then there are all those scientology related horror stories about scientology ruining people's lives. I don't believe half of it, but it bears the question: Do we have such an antipathie to scientology because there is at least something true about those stories?
#25
Scientology = We're all possesed by aliens

Christianity = A jewish zombie is our eternal lord and we must feed on his flesh and blood to please him.


YOU DECIDE WHAT'S RIGHT.
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#26
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Scientology = We're all possesed by dead aliens

Christianity = A jewish zombie is our eternal lord and we must feed on his flesh and blood to please him.


YOU DECIDE WHAT'S RIGHT.

Fixed.
#27
Quote by charlie__flynn
Scientology = We're all possesed by aliens

Christianity = A jewish zombie is our eternal lord and we must feed on his flesh and blood to please him.


YOU DECIDE WHAT'S RIGHT.

Moar choices?
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THEY DON'T LIKE IT UP 'EM!
#28
I'd like an option for "I'm opposed to Scientology, but find it hilarious". That's my position. I just clicked hate though.
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#30
Quote by Andrewbiles
I don't see why Scientology gets more crap than Christianity or any other religion. It's no more ridiculous.


Pretty much what I think.
#31
Quote by Andrewbiles
I don't see why Scientology gets more crap than Christianity or any other religion. It's no more ridiculous.

Probably because christianity is free.
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

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#32
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Probably because christianity is free.


People don't have to become scientologists, they make a choice.
#33
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People don't have to become scientologists, they make a choice.

Yes, and people make stupid choices, like starting smoking. It's hard to quit when you start to see how much it's hurting you, just like scientology.
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

my hats off to you IbanezSA160, you have embodied the Pit into one little poem
#34
Watch what you say guys, they're here. Look at the bottom of IbanezSA160's post. It says
"Last censored by the Church of Scientology : Today" with a link to xenu.net...
#35
I hate it as much as I hate pretty much any religion (lol gr1m kvlt), but I draw the line at actively denouncing the beliefs of others. That includes 4chan raidfaggotry.
#37
Quote by Andrewbiles
I don't see why Scientology gets more crap than Christianity or any other religion. It's no more ridiculous.


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#38
I don't know Scientology, is there something wrong with me?
McLovin is my hero!

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It's the coming.
#40
Quote by Paquijón
You know what? The historical explanations given by Scientologists would make for a great RPG video game premise.

... I think you're onto something. Right down to bleeding them dry of cash for better abilities and powers... Wow, that L. Ron Hubbard had the MMO market squared.
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