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#4
Quote by bendystraw
Today at school our science teacher was very teary-eyed. when asked why, she stated that her brother may have cancer and was getting a cat scan today. one student upon hearing this said, "haha your brother's a cat." *faceplam*


now you guys.

Maybe this was the wrong time to post that...

http://ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=859308
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#5
having read Grundy's thread.... that wasn't really funny.
#6
I facepalmed on my own account once when i said 'i like bugger' during a discussion of favourite swear words.
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#9
Quote by Neer
having read Grundy's thread.... that wasn't really funny.

you know what, i think ill try another example another time. you're right.
#11
Quote by guitar_mad_ali
whos grundy? and whats a faceplam?


*facepalm*
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#12
Quote by weemansyndrome
By the way, I facepalmed when you spelt facepalm wrong.

*faceplam*

yay, someone caught it.


i was planning on busting that one out if the thread gets bigger then 3 pages.
#14
a bit awkward but...

today at school we were laughing at our friend, as friends do, for having slightly bad hearing and we pointed uot the fact that he kept saying "what?"

so we said something along the lines of "you're a deaf idiot aren't you?"

to which he replied "no i'm not... what?"

he does alot of this stuff,

along with my other friend who just after being told what a sonnet was and after many lessons of studying sonnets asked

"what's a sonnet?"
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#15
Quote by guitar_mad_ali
whos grundy? and whats a faceplam?

i nearly facepalmed till i saw that you are joking with him...
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#17
Quote by guitar_mad_ali
whos grundy? and whats a faceplam?


a facepalm is wen u put your palm to ur face when someone's done something completely dumb and stupid
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#18
Teacher: "Although it was called a "world war," WWII didn't take place over the entire world."

Girl: "Where did it take place?"

Teacher: "Mostly in countries in Eastern Europe."

Girl: "Countries in Europe? Can countries be in a country?"

Teacher: "No they can't."

Girl: "Then how are there countries in Europe?"

Teacher (getting annoyed): "Europe is a continent."

Girl: "NO WAI! What country is this then?"

Teacher (pointing at the map on the wall): "You tell me what country we're in!"

Girl: "Um... Pennsylvania?"

Teacher: "No! Try again!"

Girl: "Uh... I dunno."

Teacher: "THE FREAKING UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THAT?! I SWEAR, KIDS THESE DAYS ARE RETARDED!"

Girl: "I didn't know the USA was a country..."
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#19
when i noticed you spelled facepalm wrong
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#20
I have a good one -

Some time ago (8th grade I believe) we had magnetics in physics, and this girl was thudding her alnico magnet repeatedly into the giant wooden desk, asking our teacher-
''IS WOOD MAGNETIC??''
#21
Health class

Teacher: Semen is filled with glucose, or sugar to help nourish the sperm.
Girl: Then why is it salty?
#22
Mind me asking what's with everyone having that same avatar? I keep thinking it's the same person posting.
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#23
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Mind me asking what's with everyone having that same avatar? I keep thinking it's the same person posting.

look @ the 'I have cancer' thread
#24
'Faceplam', . Really the wrong thread to spell a title wrong isn't it Bendy?
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#25
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'Faceplam', . Really the wrong thread to spell a title wrong isn't it Bendy?

yay, someone caught it.


i was planning on busting that one out if the thread gets bigger then 3 pages.
i thought it would be a good gimmick if it went unnoticed. (also, i cant reverse it out of the FOTB group. )
#26
Quote by bendystraw
(also, i cant reverse it out of the FOTB group. )

What?
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#27
Quote by Våd Hamster
I have a good one -

Some time ago (8th grade I believe) we had magnetics in physics, and this girl was thudding her alnico magnet repeatedly into the giant wooden desk, asking our teacher-
''IS WOOD MAGNETIC??''

I lol'd.

In my A level philosophy class:
Teacher: "..For example, if you take 30 from 1 million, you get 999,970-"
Girl: "Whoah how did you do that sum so fast?!"
Me: /facepalm.
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#28
Quote by moogaar
Health class

Teacher: Semen is filled with glucose, or sugar to help nourish the sperm.
Girl: Then why is it salty?


I lol'd so hard
#29
Teacher: Who's your favourite explorer?
Kid A: Christopher Columbus, the first to circumnavigate the globe!
Me: That was Magellan...
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#30
"Mistuh Schuler I need a pencil!"
"Okay, that will be 25 cents."
"Maaaaaaan I caint affod dat!"

10th grade world history, regular. Sad part was he was serious.
#32
Religion Teacher: OK, now write a paper on moral decisions.
Girl at the back: Sir, is moral decisions one word?
Me & my friend sitting next to me: *Facepalm*
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#33
Quote by Våd Hamster
I have a good one -

Some time ago (8th grade I believe) we had magnetics in physics, and this girl was thudding her alnico magnet repeatedly into the giant wooden desk, asking our teacher-
''IS WOOD MAGNETIC??''

*facepalm*
In physics, after doing a motors and generators topic, which is basically built upon the concept that a conducting coil always has a current running through it, a girl asked why something in our new topic had a current. *facepalm*Yeah she's bottom of the class.
#34
We were going over a test, and my civics teacher goes "Does anybody have any questions about this page?"

I raised my hand and she yelled at the class..."I'm about to go over all the answers on the board!!! Can't you guys hang on??"

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#35
Quote by Ichimaru
I lol'd.

In my A level philosophy class:
Teacher: "..For example, if you take 30 from 1 million, you get 999,970-"
Girl: "Whoah how did you do that sum so fast?!"
Me: /facepalm.


Haha, we have this one girl in ours who let it slip in front of the class the other week that she only took philosophy because she thought it was the study of rocks.
#36
my friend had a sort of epiphany where he "realised" that 9 x 0 = 9. He was of course wrong, but he tried to argue with the entire mathematical system. Fcking idiot...

*Witty comment*
#40
Quote by moogaar
Health class

Teacher: Semen is filled with glucose, or sugar to help nourish the sperm.
Girl: Then why is it salty?


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